~~~~Radio~~~~
Jones:
So, i’ve got a very VERY special announcement today folks, our music list has expanded!
My dear friend has found a couple records in some of those presents that just appear in the wilds, and now thanks to him we can now listen to:
Altered Beast I - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
Declaration of Independence - King Cream Soda
Highway to the Danger zone - Kenny Loggins
99 years dead or alive - Guy Mitchell
Rock Lobster - The B-52’s
Mononoke Dance - Denki Groove
Beat it - Michael Jackson
Constipated - Weird al Yankovic
Get me golden - Terraplane Sun
The ghost of Old man mose - Harry Gold
16 tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford
Ghost Riders in the Sky - Sons of the Pioneers
Jukebox Saturday Night - Glenn Miller
Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition - Kay Kyser
Wouldn’t it be nice - The Beach Boys
In the Garden - Red Vox/ Vinny “Vinesauce” Pizzapasta
Quite the new selection, this now puts the music we play on this station at 60! enjoy!
~~~~The Undying Ultimate Chimera (@Mr. Fury)~~~~
HP: 940/1,000 LVL: 666
Current Location: ???
UC: 940/1,000 [PSI SHIELD]
VS
Panphobia: 0/80
The UC attacks the Panphobia with a nasty bite! It did 82 damage! The Panphobia screeches as it’s shadowy form disappears, leaving behind a small glowing orb.
Obtained 1 Dusk Core!
YOU WON!
As the chimera looks around his surroundings, now that the enemy has been dealt with, he notices he is in some kinda cave.
It looks like there is only one way to go, so the chimera goes ahead and starts heading in the direction of south.
As the chimera heads his path, he enters a large room, there is a small pit (not endless, there is a bottom and a ladder to escape from it.) on the other side of the pit is a large opening leading outside judging from sunlight coming through.
There is a present nearby, and also a strange device.
In the bottom of the pit, there is a strange beehive looking thing, and another panphobia trying to hide in the shadows down there for an ambush, but it’s glowing eyes and mouth can be seen….
???:
Woe o’ Woe forsooth i sayeth onto deaf ears…
Endless woes and even more woes be.
Lord, oh wondrous lord, i hath always prayed to ye, i hath struck down those who opposith ye! Prithee, tell me… Why hast thou cast me into this wretched underworld?!
The chimera notices a gloomy looking man wearing rusted and ruined crusader armor, his armor is covered in black colored blood and he has a sword that is now just stained black. The knight notices the Chimera
Knight:
Zounds! Another vile demon! …. Wait.. Prithee, if i may ask… thou art not one of them? You carry one of those foul knaves hearts…
I hath been here for so… so…. Long…. The town, they keepest saying that we will leave on the morrow… Alas, it hath been years…
The town, they… they forever call this place “Death’s waiting room”. But who knows what that means.
The knight puts his head back down.
Knight:
Wandering beast, please knowith this.
One of the walls, thy be fake… it be the exit to this wretched dungeon.
~~~~Amenhotep (@TheSpeluknerv3.6.5.8.6)~~~~
HP: 50/50 LVL 1
Current Location: The Savage Savannah: Crystalline Caverns
UPDATE 4/25 until AFK Farmable
As Amenhotep runs into the cave, he steps on a loose rock and falls into a huge crystal cave, and into a nearby underground lake to break his fall. He gets out of the lake and looks at all the crystals, as he hears above him the angry shouts of a man.
Amenhotep runs deeper into the crystal caves, while yelling out for god to help him… suddenly, as he says this. He hears chittering noises he turns behind him as a tall creature with glowing see through wings is seen, the creature is holding a shotgun and wearing a cloak. Amenhotep notices that the creatures face is VERY insectoid and has 4 pupiless eyes.
The creature, while still holding it’s gun approaches amenhotep, What are you going to do to fend off this bug monstrocity?
~~~~The Despicable Varvin Arthan (@Person999)~~~~
HP: 231/271 LVL 4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: near Grimwich City
Nothing...
~~~~The Somewhat “Nice” Phaedra (@Madder)~~~~
HP: 319/440 LVL:4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Road
~~~And~~~
~~~~Dollie (@Sky High)~~~~
HP: 200/220 LVL: 3
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Road
~~~And~~~
~~~~Brother Garrun (@IHATETHISSIGNUP / Jedinate)~~~~
Body HP: 210/210
Head HP: 200/200 LVL:2
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Road
~~~And~~~
Asmodeus: ???/???
Slogra: 800/800
Herex: 450/450
Xiyel: 250/250
Herex responds to Garrun
Herex:
You're just a puny archer, Stay out of my way and just let me rip off some paladin heads, and we will get through this with no hard feelings…
Herex revs up his chainsaw-spear
Phaedra asks Xiyel about treating his wounds.
Xiyel:
Hmm.. gunshot wound, various scratches, and broom-shaped markings. I’d say you’ve definitely seen quite a lot. Here, take this.
Xiyel hands Phaedra a red pill.
Xiyel:
it’s a rare medicine that cures anything, stops bleeding, heals up open wounds and even evacuates any and all things that don’t belong in your body, such as bullets, splinters, tumors, curses, anything really. I’ve spent about a month stockpiling them from those strange presents for this mission.
Phaedra got an
SCP-500 Pill.
Herex:
Hmmph, if only we had brought a better doctor along, Xiyel can’t even use magic.
Slogra:
Enough with this ya feckin’ dingbat.
Herex continues walking ahead, clearly not caring for anything or anyone, just wanting to kill paladins.
Xiyel:
Herex is unfortunately, right, i have to rely exclusively on these pills, i’ve spent years doing my best to try to understand magic and become a better medic, but unfortunately, i just… can’t…
The Dollie shenanigans happen.
After a bit of travelling, the group eventually make it to a kinda forest clearing, as seen just down the hill is a large walled city.
Asmodeus:
there it is, Alexandria.
The entire group look at the large city, banners of skulls with swords piercing them are all across the walls.
Large towers with search lights are seen.
The gate is also shown to have two large tank-like vehicles by it.
Herex:
Hmmph, it looks like they REALLY fortified the place, not that it matters.
Xiyel is seen looking through some sorta scope.
Xiyel:
They have archers lining the walls doing patrols, climbing the wall would be a horrible option. The ground gate is guarded by landwyrms…
Asmodeus:
if i recall, Alexandria has an extensive sewer system. We can sneak into the city from there and do an ambush from the inside.
Herex:
Or we could smash their landwyrms and break through the gate. I SAY WE DO THAT ONE!
Asmodeus:
unless anyone else has any other potential ideas, should we take on the ambush tactic?
~~~~Traumatized Greyton (@Xmax360)~~~~
HP: 301/301 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
~~~And~~~
~~~~Fred (@Defure)~~~~
HP: 210/210 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
Greyton and Fred continue to watch Tinglers battle.
~~~~Benevolent Tingler (@Deputy Hue)~~~~
Body HP: 205/330
Head HP: 250/300 LVL 4
Current Location: Overgrowth: Crossroads near Pumpkin Yard
~~~Party Member: Clockwerk~~~
HP: 555/600 LVL 4
Tingler: 205/330 250/300
Clockwerk: 555/600 [AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
VS
Big Henry: 135/300 [PSI SHIELD] [
]
Tingler presses button 7.
Clockwerk takes a stance as he lets out a mighty:
Clockwerk begins to glow as rocks around him slightly lift into the air. Clockwerks screaming continues as his metal mohawk turns yellow.
Clockwerk then suddenly proceeds to go in and out of the ground while making gasping noises and oh mys. He finally stops and seems kinda normal again, except for the fact that lightning is surrounding him.
Clockwerk:
STAHP
Clockwerk attacked with a an electrical punch!
[WEAKNESS] The electricity shocks big henry good, dealing 80 damage!
Big Henry attacks! Missed due to the tears!
Tingler attempts to break big henrys legs via his hammer directly on the knee, it did 35 damage, Big Henry backs off. And falls to his knees.
Big Henry:
ENOUGH!
Look at me… i’m pathetic. I lost, to that primitive golem and one single undead. I’ll have to keep getting stronger if i am to be of any help to Myeconn…
Big Henry stands up.
Big Henry:
Relish it undead, your kind wins, yet again…
Big Henry super jumps away. All of the blockage clears allowing tingler to go in any direction he wants to.
Clockwerk:
STAHP. NO!
YOU WON!
Gained 800 EXP and 30 DT.
Clockwerk has grown to level 4!
Tingler has grown to level 4!
Max body HP has increased to 360
Please choose one perk, trait or ability:
Gun Nut: The perfect gun is out there somewhere right? No… You'll make it! Increases the chance of crafting with guns yielding ridiculous results!
Medusa: As a dullahan, you studied in the ancient art of annoying video game enemy movement patterns, allows you to toss your head in a wave-y pattern hitting enemies
Frizz’n’Bang: Allows you to learn the Frizz and Bang spells, Spells level up.
Wild Deadlands: The afterlife isn't ALL that serious, taking this perk will allow you to have plenty of new weird and wacky encounters! Not for the serious of temperament!
MERASMUS!: Cursed by a wizard, you will start each battle with a random status effect, good or bad!
~~~~Fedora Ron (@Matthus)~~~~
HP: 107/107 LVL 1
Current Location: Hell: Ruinous Road
Ron:
7/107
VS
Deerablo A: 10/60
Deerablo B: 60/60
The Discoball fires it’s lasers, it misses Ron
It hits the Deerablo A for 50 damage!
Ron shoots Deerablo B with his gun,
SMAAAAAAAAAASH! It did 120 damage! Deerablo B was defeated! Deerablo B dropped a present.
The Disco ball disappears.
Ron tried to flee, but he couldn’t flee this fight!
Deerablo A tosses a firebomb! It did 50 damage!
Deerablo A is looking weak...
~~~~Grigor (@Halt)~~~~
HP: 325/325 LVL 1
Current Location: Savage Savannah: New Canberra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rntq-Eu0IuM
Grigor heads into the bar.
A green colored see through man, clearly a ghost is seen polishing shot glasses. He looks distressed by something.
Also in the bar is a pool table, a juke box which is ONLY playing Tom jones what’s new
cat over and over, it looks like someone thought it would be hilarious to set it up to play 21 times…
Also in the bar is a few fellows playing pool at the pool table, they all look like mobsters and they all seem to be some sorta anthropomorphic jackal men.
At the bar there is a skeleton drinking away, and a lost soul clearly trying his best to try to hit on said skeleton, and failing horribly. Closer to the jukebox is a bunch of booths, they are empty right now aside from one woman, a dullahan who seems to be messing with a broken gun.
The bar keep ghost looks at Grigor
Austin:
G’day mate. What can i get fer ya?
~~~~Magnus (@TheGuy)~~~~
HP: 452/452 LVL 2
Current Location: Stasis
Magnus is no longer playing due to him decided not to come back before feb 1st arrived, as part of my plan stated in the discord server, he is removed from the game and once the devil deal between the chimera and amenhotep is done, he will be completely removed from the game one way or another.