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The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

Deputy Hue

(Benevolent Tingler)
Tingler scratches his helmet in confusion, he sits down and draws "medusa" "Wild Deadlands" in the dirt with a stick.
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Mr. Fury the Bootleg

Pixel Pirate
The UC, opens the present and the one it's been holding onto for ages, and then goes to check out the strange device, hitting any walls on the way with his tail to check for the fake wall.
The remaining Deerablo attempts to make a temporary retreat so that they can try to deal with Ron later, perhaps with more allies.

Changing Flask

Duke Fishron
Grigor notices the scenery. It wasn't usually familiar, but he probably could ignore that, given the similarity of atmosphere...
"A vodka, to answer." He let out an decisive speech, as he looked at the skeleton and drunken to the end Lost Soul. Maybe he could take a seat there? But on other hand- he just sat beside the two whenever the order was realized and paid up or not.


"Because, Dollie, we don't have time for your charming fantasies. What did whoever lives in this town even do to you people?"


Skeletron Prime
Varvin snaps out of his trance “What the :red: just happened there?” He looks around. “Why the :red: am I not in the city.” He then waltz’s back into the city.

Sky High

Ice Queen
"Hee hee, okay! It looks like it's made of teeny building blocks and the sun is shining right over it and it's covered in pink hearts and -"

Dollie continues to ramble on about the city, incredibly inaccurately.


Skeletron Prime
Amenhoteph, seeing the shotgun in hands of the creature, quickly ran away from it, using Kite and casting a Frizzle backwards.
As he ran away, he searched any kind of passage or cave that could lead him back to the surface.

Now Playing: People Vultures - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

~~~~The Undying Ultimate Chimera (@Mr. Fury)~~~~
HP: 940/1,000 LVL: 666
Current Location: ???

The Chimera opens the present, inside was a Dusk Core.
The Chimera opens the present it was carrying with it, inside was a Illusionary Ring.
The Chimera inspects the strange device, on further inspection, it looks very much like an old ruined computer terminal, how or why it’s in a cave is very far from known, but it doesn’t look like it will do much, much of it is bashed in and dented all around. Moss has started to overtake the bottom of it.

Realizing that the terminal won’t really do anything, the Chimera goes along the walls until he touches a part of the wall that feels… weird, just then the wall pushes him away, two rainbow colored swirling eyes appear on the wall and two long pale arms come out from it, it lets out a cheerful laugh as it manifests two scimitars in each hand
A Claustrophobia draws near!

~~~~Amenhotep (@TheSpeluknerv3.
HP: 50/50 LVL 1
Current Location: The Savage Savannah: Crystalline Caverns
UPDATE 5/25 until AFK Farmable

Amenhotep goes to run away, but he notices that he is corner, the creature slowly reaches its hand out towards him.
Amenhotep, realizing that he has no more options left, casts frizzle, the creature dodges, it looks annoyed
Creature: Is that how you treat an angel sent down to help you? Hmmph, don’t bother praying to god again, for he will NOT be sending any more angels.
The creature disappears in a white light.

~~~~The Despicable Varvin Arthan (@Person999)~~~~
HP: 231/271 LVL 4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City

Varvin finally comes to his senses and walks back into Grimwich City
The guard that tossed him out approaches him again.
Guard: well well well, back again? Perhaps this time you learned how to speak. So stranger, tell me, judging from your armor would you call yourself a “paladin”?
It begins to lightly rain.

~~~~The Somewhat “Nice” Phaedra (@Madder)~~~~
HP: 319/440 LVL:4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Near Alexandria
~~~~Dollie (@Sky High)~~~~
HP: 200/220 LVL: 3
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Near Alexandria
~~~~Brother Garrun (@IHATETHISSIGNUP / Jedinate)~~~~
Body HP: 210/210
Head HP: 200/200 LVL:2
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Near Alexandria
Asmodeus: ???/???
Slogra: 800/800
Herex: 450/450
Xiyel: 250/250

Xiyel describes Alexandria for Garrun
Xiyel: Well, it’s a large walled city, it seems many banners have been hung on the outer walls with the paladin insignia on it. The main gate is guarded by two halberd carrying paladins, and two landwyrms. Think of a landwyrm as a specialized long tank. It has bladed treads that slices anything up that it crawls over, and a mortar. The tank itself is capable of climbing walls. Nasty machine those things.

The entire outer wall is lined with crossbowmen.

Herex: Alright, let’s make our ways over towards the sewers.
Herex goes to start walking but is stopped.
Xiyel: hold on.
She continues looking the place over.
Xiyel: We are going to have to use the foliage around us a cover. That dark tower on the right, i spot a scope from a sniper rifle occasionally shining in the dark.
If they have a sniper, then we will have to be extra careful.

Asmodeus responds to Phaedra
Asmodeus: The paladins have done quite a lot. This town was originally one of the many settlements for those who seek a peaceful afterlife to live in. but then they came… they invaded when the hands of death was busy dealing with the ongoing war between heaven and hell, as said war is starting to leak into our land.

While we were distracted, they took the town by force for their own goals, and slaughtered countless of helpless people. The paladins are trained to permanently slay us undead. Forever.
Once you die in the land of the dead, it isn’t the complete end of the world, Death can bring you back to cling to the afterlife again, for a small price. But when the paladins are done with their foes… they find a way to completely eradicate them…

Their elusive leader, “Lord Verdaray” hides and rallies his forces. As far as i can tell, he believes that he is not dead. And so do almost all of his troops. They believe they are doing the right thing by removing any and all “Undead scum” from the world to “purify” it.

Alright, whenever everyone is ready, let’s start heading into that sewer.

It begins to lightly rain.

~~~~Traumatized Greyton (@Xmax360)~~~~
HP: 301/301 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
~~~~Fred (@Defure)~~~~
HP: 210/210 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields

It begins to lightly rain.
Greyton and Fred return to their job: trying to find a missing person.
The two search around, they hear an explosion in the far distance complete with a man yelling in anger. The two continue their search.
And they continue.
And continue.
Fog is starting to settle in from the rain.

Eventually the two find a small broken down wagon. They look around it, and find a few boxes of supplies! But 0 signs of the actual supply guy.

As Fred and Greyton begin to think about what to do, neither of them notice that glowing bug-like eyes are watching them from a nearby tree in the distance from the dense fog, after awhile, greyton finally noises them and rubs his eyes, after rubbing his eyes they’re gone.

~~~~Benevolent Tingler (@Deputy Hue)~~~~
Body HP: 205/330
Head HP: 250/300 LVL 4
Current Location: Overgrowth: Crossroads near Pumpkin Yard
~~~Party Member: Clockwerk~~~
HP: 555/600 LVL 4

You have chosen the perk: Wild Deadlands!
It begins to rain.

Now that you have chosen a perk, where do you want to go? You can go back the path you just came from, or you could go to the left or right paths.

~~~~Fedora Ron (@Matthus)~~~~
HP: 107/130 LVL 2
Current Location: Hell: Ruinous Road

Ron: 7/107
Deerablo A: 0/60
Deerablo B: 0/60

Ron blasts the other Deerablo, it did 80 damage, the Deerablos are defeated!
Gained 50 exp
Ron has grown to level 2! Max hp has increased to 130!
Gained 30 DT.
Deerablo B’s present contained a hellish antler. It has been added to your inventory.

The two deerablo fall to their knees.
Deerablo: urk… lady… lilith… we… shouldn’t have… left your side…
Both fall to the ground, mostlikely dead.
The imp backs up
It looks around
Imp: BYE!
The imp flies by ron at lightning fast speeds.
The feeling of fresh air comes from deeper in these ruins, surely a way out of this place is in there.
Ron looks into the ruins and sees a staircase going up, there is also a large seemingly hotspring, a sign near it says “Hellsprings, feeling injured? Feeling sick? Take a dip and get well quick!”

~~~~Grigor (@Halt)~~~~
HP: 325/325 LVL 1
Current Location: Savage Savannah: New Canberra

Grigor takes a seat and orders a vodka, Austin turns around to get said vodka
Austin: OI here ya are laddie. Be ye need anythin else?

~~~~Magnus (@TheGuy)~~~~
HP: 452/452 LVL 2
Current Location: Stasis

Magnus is no longer playing due to him decided not to come back before feb 1st arrived, as part of my plan stated in the discord server, he is removed from the game and once the devil deal between the chimera and amenhotep is done, he will be completely removed from the game one way or another.

Sky High

Ice Queen
Dollie turns to Phaedra.

"If you don't want her to blow our cover, hold on to her. She likes being carried on shoulders, if you can manage."


Skeletron Prime
“Well not exactly paladin, maybe zealot, or possibly crusader, but I definitely would not call myself a paladin. Why are you so interested anyway?” Varvin asks suspiciously.


"Fred, I think someone or something, might be watching us, and if we don't move, we might become the next supply guy." Greyton says to Fred pointing where he last saw the eyes.


Ron washes his face with the water from the hellspring (nice pun btw) before heading up the stairs. He ponders what possible use the antlers he took of the corpse of a satanic deer furry could have.


"Oh look at that... guess we just let whatever I saw fly by like nothing happened." Greyton says in a sarcastic tone floating over to the wagon and grabbing the first thing he sees in the supplies.
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