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[Green_Metaknight]

dude bow-eye's uncles are rotting in tier 11 rn that is not something they'd want to be

Wait what he actually has uncles? I didn't know that.

for it to be canon i'd need to explain what happens in each book to you, DM me and prepare to hear about murder n stuff

Considering the fact that Bow-Eye actually does have uncles, I don't think I will make the book series canonically exist in Generic Adventures.
I definitely want to hear about more Bow-Eye lore though.

 

[IndigoGollum]

Why does vanilla ice cream get to be white and not dyed black like vanilla beans, even ðough mint ice cream has to be dyed green?

 

[Orchamut]

I don't mean this in a negative way but I think if the bow-eye books existed in D&D they would be artifacts that make the reader take psychic damage and lose wisdom points unless their mental fortitude is super high or something.

 

[Green_Metaknight]

I don't mean this in a negative way but I think if the bow-eye books existed in D&D they would be artifacts that make the reader take psychic damage and lose wisdom points unless their mental fortitude is super high or something.

And if a character is attuned to the first book, and they stab someone 49 times, the FBI will show up to attack that character.
Ok now I'm imagining a boss fight where the boss is attuned to that book, and players have to get the boss to stab the same player 49 times because the FBI are the only people strong enough to beat the boss.

 

[IndigoGollum]

I've just realized ðat i'm nostalgic for ðe Mollweide map projection.

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Wait what he actually has uncles? I didn't know that.

Yep. Both abandoned him and did horrible things. They hate each other so bow-eye forces the two to be connected by a foot long tendon, similar to the twins, and made them wear eachother's skin.

Considering the fact that Bow-Eye actually does have uncles, I don't think I will make the book series canonically exist in Generic Adventures.
I definitely want to hear about more Bow-Eye lore though.

k

 

[Esther]

That's it
I'm going to make Alis suffer later as punishment for those 11 pages I missed

 

[Kitnight]

Been a month. Hey y'all.

 

[Esther]

New character design

 

[Banana_=P]

Bomp

 

[Esther]

Might randomly go offline later for splatoon, or not. Today became a lot busier than I'd hoped.

 

[KasMage]

Been a month. Hey y'all.

hello

 

[Esther]

*runs out of ideas*
ah heck it I didn't ask my dad to give me the entirety of Neverwinter Nights for no reason
*Runs off*

 

[Kitnight]

hello

Hey, How've you been?

 

[witherroses🥀]

Been a month. Hey y'all.

omg hi kit!!! :3

 

[Kitnight]

omg hi kit!!! :3

Ello

 

[witherroses🥀]

Ello

how have u been?

 

[FashionableFairyFemboy!]

Hiiiiiii y'all!!! >w<

 

[Kitnight]

how have u been?

Ive been doing pretty decent, just been busy.
How about yourself?

 

[KasMage]

Hey, How've you been?

Good I guess. Still getting used to how different but the same this place is