The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

You d i e

Evolves e v e r y t h i n g
 
Algot's attempt to summon me last page finally goes off and you get telefragged by my arrival.

I attempt to read the rules booklet.
 
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I roll a dice
 
It landed in a 0

I get a card
 
Suddenly Delirium

I get another card
 
You get a card card
I buy Boardwalk
 
Ah :red: this is monopoly?

I block one of you because it's monopoly.
 
You can block players, but for a whopping 5 dollars, they can bring down the block

I SUMMON POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK! AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED AGAIN!
 
Deploying 2 pots of green deployed my trap card
I use a cheat card to cheat the game
 
Anti cheat enemies swarm you.

I exist in the game and as a player at the same time.
 
It’s a fake cheat card.
I summon “ohhhhhhh, Big Steve” and munch on popcorn as this game devolves into a photoshop war
 
But Voidhunter and Munar said NO.

I get Jared.
 
you get Fred.
I lose a turn
 
You can’t lose turns, only gain them

I try to remember who owns munar
 
Defure yeets a TARDIS at you and rekts you.

I get a page.
 
You page must now be recycled. This game is pro-earth

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Edit: ducking
 
@Guzzlord That's your department.


I tagged Guzzlord.
 
Orifan1 said:
I SUMMON POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK! AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED AGAIN!
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This is so wrong
 
Tagging people makes you have to return to the start.

I draw 5 cards, then use my Duplicator card to double the amount of cards I drew.
 
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