Now this is a story all about how
My world got flipped-turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me.
I'll tell you how I became the king of Terraria point three.
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West of the dungeon, spawned and based.
In the town with the Guide I spent most of my days.
Building and crafting and fighting all the time.
Farming the hell out of Skeleton Prime.
Then a couple of devs, they saw me owning Queen Frost.
They saw I had already owned every other boss.
Then they took some notes, and then they looked at me.
They said "We're updating your world to one point three".
I watched them spriting and coding new behaviour.
Making OP weapons like a Lunar Gatligator.
And they made this new boss who looked really wicked.
So I took my Terra Blade and thought "I might as well kick it!".
I.
Walked.
Up to the Dungeon, saw something foul.
There were all these weirdos wearing cloaks with a cowl.
Praying to this tablet and bowing their head.
So I killed a few of them and then they got real upset.
They rushed and attacked me, and I managed to kill
This one guy, wearing this mask with a bill.
And suddenly, an earthquake, and down came from space.
These massive pillars, all over the place!
One of these towers was burning real bright.
I could see it from miles away even though it was night.
I went to take a look and amidst the desolation
I saw a bunch of monsters preparing my cremation.
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I killed some of these monsters, got into the flow.
And suddenly the pillar started to glow.
It had like this force field, but not any more.
I lifted my sword, and I shouted "FORE!".
I.
Stabbed.
Right through the core, and boom it went.
Sprayed this orange stuff all over the sand.
I scooped it up, and according to the Guide
You can make some cool weapons if you use this stuff right.
Went to the other three, and gave 'em hell.
Up until the last one, everything went pretty well.
But with the last one gone, the whole world went black.
And this guy with seven eyes went on the attack.
He had eyes in his hands, and eyes in his head.
But who cares where they were, they just wanted me dead.
I dodged the lasers they fired everywhere.
And shot my own lasers, right back in those stares.
The eyes went out, one by one.
Couldn't stand the assault of my trusty Chain Gun.
When I finally blinded that overgrown pest
This huge gaping hole appeared in his chest.
I shot a few rounds in it, and some missiles as well.
Got my Razorblade Typhoon, and gave that thing hell.
The guy exploded, and I got a really cool gun.
So I killed him a few more times, just for fun.
So
With
The Moon Lord gone, my quest was done.
Once again, I dominated everyone,
So now you know, and now you can see.
Why I'm the rightful king of Terraria one point three.