There are three items. What should I do with them?

[Ominick]

Erase the window, eat the chocolate cake

 

[Varsia]

Erase the window, eat the chocolate cake

Where are your 3 items?

 

[Ominick]

Ninja clothing, a banana, a screwdriver

 

[Varsia]

But the banana in the ninja clothing, make a shank from the screwdriver, shank the banana.

I have a piece of a key, a lock and a pineapple.

 

[Septimus2502]

Use the key and lock to convert your pineapple into a safe to keep your valuables in.

I have a bike, an empty elevator shaft and a Monopoly board.

 

[Varsia]

Place the monopoly board on the bike, then ride it off down the elevator shaft.

 

[Murphmario]

What do you have?

 

[Varsia]

A potato, a laser and a plate.

 

[Murphmario]

Put the potato on the plate, then mash up the potato. Now just heat it up with the laser. Congrats, you just made mashed potatoes.

I have water, a waiter, and walter.

 

[TheFkje]

Kill the waiter and force walter to be a waiter serving you water
I have Murphmario, a sword, and a desire to kill.

 

[Varsia]

Take Murphmario, give him a sword and go murder some nearby bystander with your bare hands because you are just that badass.

I have a bin, a gun and a scribble of a person dancing.

 

[Murphmario]

Put the scribble of the person dancing in the bin, then shoot the bin.

I have a mushroom, a flower of fire, and a star with eyes.

 

[Mitz]

play mario with these items.

i have a shiny sword, a cat with a green hat on (like link's, plus he listens to you) and some annoying dogs. what should i do?

 

[Varsia]

Kill everything with the sword.

I have a rifle, a rocket launcher and some duct tape.

 

[Mitz]

rip off the handle of the rifle, tape it on the back of the rifle, stuff it in the rocket launcher and use this to troll redigit.

 

[Murphmario]

What do you have Mitz?

 

[Varsia]

Good question.

 

[Mitz]

sorry..
i have a ninja kitten (with non-glued-on ninja swords), some vases, and a flamethrower. what do i do?

 

[Murphmario]

Burn the ninja kitten with the flamethrower, then throw the vases to see if they have rupees in them.

I have a Terra Blade, Vampire Knives, and a Blizzard Staff. What should I do with them?

 

[TheFkje]

Throw away all of them and go die in a hole
I have a hole, a whole cake, and Redigit. What should I do with them?