Casual Things you believed when you were very young

I wouldn't call a bikini that child-unfriendly. It's just a type of swimwear. I had bikini in my language textbooks when I was younger.
 
Demons are more kid friendly than 66.6% of G rated films.
 
That the average human being was 6 feet tall and lived 100 years.
 
I believed that eating chocolate would make my hair grow.
 
I believed Santa would break in through the windows on Christmas Eve. In my country, chimneys are very small or non-existent.

I also believed that you should leave Santa some alcohol instead of milk, but it turns out my lactose intolerant stepdad just had a preference.
 
That if I ate my veggies I'd be big and strong
Im 5'8 and weak as :red: and I ate all of my vegetables growing up
 
Not with "very young" age wise but knowing Japanese wise before starting to learn a bit: That kanjis have to be learnt one by one in terms of stroke order and composition.
However kanji can be broken down into parts to create mnemonics, e. g.
  • 緑 (green) = 幺 (small) + 川 (river) + 彐 (pig's head) + 水 (water) - The pig's head caused the small river to turn it strong green.
  • 魔 (evil, magic) = 鬼 (demon) + 2*木 (tree) + 广 (shelter) - Tree demons do magic under shelter better.
  • 森 (forest) = 3*木 (tree) - Many many trees.
And there are general rules to guess the stroke order, as written as in How To Guess A Kanji's Stroke Order.
 
I used to believe that the school PA announcement systems were people speaking from inside of the ceiling.
 
I used to believe that the school PA announcement systems were people speaking from inside of the ceiling.
I used to think that there was an room for the janitors above those weird white tiled foam ceilings at school.
 
Even the name of the town SpongeBob lives in is a dirty joke. It's very child-unfriendly.
It’s not child unfriendly if it goes over a kids head. Also bikini is just clothing
 
It’s not child unfriendly if it goes over a kids head. Also bikini is just clothing
Imagine living in the French city of Bitche which is pronounced in French like the B word. This is just a city name and children live there happily just like in other French towns nearby.
(To the mods: filter evasion because that is an actual city located at 49° 03′ 09″ N, 7° 25′ 33″ E and not an insult)
 
It’s not child unfriendly if it goes over a kids head.
Except they don't always go over the kids' heads, and even when they do, the child may repeat them out of ignorance.

On a related note, I wish the only pronunciation for the planet Uranus was "yur uh nus" so people would be less likely to make disgusting jokes about the name. Heck, name it something else, even; "Steve" would be a kick-ahh planet name.
 
I used to think the only reason shows like Family Guy were only for adults was because of swearing
On a related note, I wish the only pronunciation for the planet Uranus was "yur uh nus" so people would be less likely to make disgusting jokes about the name.
Blasphemy!
 
On a related note, I wish the only pronunciation for the planet Uranus was "yur uh nus" so people would be less likely to make disgusting jokes about the name. Heck, name it something else, even; "Steve" would be a kick-ahh planet name.
Back to the Georgium Sidus I guess.
 
I used to have absolutely NO IDEA what the words for multiplying things were once you get past 4. I could be remembering wrong, but I think I thought that the word for multiplying something by 5 was "quadriple."
 
On a related note, I wish the only pronunciation for the planet Uranus was "yur uh nus" so people would be less likely to make disgusting jokes about the name. Heck, name it something else, even; "Steve" would be a kick-ahh planet name.
I don’t know its validity, but…
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I don’t know its validity, but…
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Semi-true. The original name was the Georgium Sidus, meaning George's Star, or the Georgian Planet.
Herschel believed following the naming scheme of Roman deities was old-fashioned, so he gave it a modern name, naming it after his patron King George III.
It's worth noting that this name was only popular in the United Kingdom and Hanover (Where Herschel was from).
Other proposed names were:
- Herschel
- Astraea/Austräa
- Cybele
- Neptune
- Neptune George III
- Neptune Great Britain
- Hypercronius
- Transaturnis
- Minerva
Astraea and Cybele became the names of asteroids, and Neptune obviously became the name of the next planet (without any extra surnames).

Interestingly, Uranus is the only planet in our solar system that has the Greek name rather than the Roman name in English. Perhaps we can start a campaign to standardise everything and change Uranus to Caelus?
 
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