Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Animus Viral]

S: Erase all of your memory

P: All of You

 

[Cubic.]

Mass murder

P: I want to bail

 

[Animus Viral]

S: No.

P: Bubby wants to bail 2.0

 

[Cubic.]

Do it. There's nothing stopping you, me.

Problem: You just got April fooled.

 

[Animus Viral]

S: It ain't April 1st.

P: You don't know dates

 

[Cubic.]

Kill the calanders so nobody does

P: the calandercalendar is dead.

 

[Animus Viral]

S: Bill Cipher

P: BILL!!!!!

 

[Cubic.]

OH. Frock. Im dead.

P: a pink bill cypher doppelgänger is shooting out snakes made of triangles ((if you don't know who I'm talking about, you're no JSaB fan.))

 

[Animus Viral]

Hey, no barracudas. Get out of mah house. Or else I'll turn off the speakers.

P: Weirdmageddon.

 

[Cubic.]

Ourmommageddon

P: IT'S THE OURMOMMAGEDDON!!

 

[Animus Viral]

S: Grandmapocalypse

P: Grandmapocalypse

 

[Murphmario]

S: Stop playing Cookie Clicker.

P: Can't beat a boss.

 

[Animus Viral]

S: HACKS

P: HACKS

 

[Ivyss]

Singleplayer

Problem: no motivation

 

[BlueBullet]

S destroy the internet.


P internet is destroyer.

 

[Cubic.]

Turn it off

P: I'm in a bed, on my ., to lazy to get up. Help me get up, please, so I can go be an active person who can tolerate sunlight.

 

[Animus Viral]

S: Help request - DENIED.

P: I don't like the NP.

 

[Ivyss]

Neither do I.

Problem: I hate myself.

 

[Cubic.]

Give you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE (if you don't get it you live under a rock)

P: i want to lower my Level of Violence

 

[BlueBullet]

S bonk you on the head so you see how bad violence is.

P I WANT FOOOOOOOD