What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

my mom saying
"don't use the swing or else you will slip and slice your arm off"
 
"what is a gun"
 
Global warming isnt real
-Not gonna say who i think yall know
 
"Isn't Rio de Janeiro the Brazilian capital?"
- Me until a year ago
 
But with enough money you can buy things that make you happy (like Terraria)
 
i just said that tho
 
dOnT wAlK tHaT sUs ThEn!
-yellow crewmate
 
"Look it up." -my teacher, after being asked what a difficult word was spelled.
I can't look it up if I don't know how to spell it
 
"Look it up." -my teacher, after being asked what a difficult word was spelled.
I can't look it up if I don't know how to spell it
Google's autocorrect is usually good enough that you can make an attempt and it'll understand you and give you the proper word.
 
"spank my nikes bro!"
some kid at my school 4 years ago
 
"If we can see the moon during the day, why can't we see the sun during the night?" -Me
 
I ABSOLUTALLY HATE THIS ONE
"life is short"
to me, i feel like an average of living for 90 years is to long.
 
"Furrys are weirdos" I dont have a single problem with them its just like dude there still ppl just cuz they where a fur suit dosent make them inhuman in fact one of my freinds is a furry
 
"I have one zillion I Q" my brother 8 years old who can't even solve 5+7
 
"the richest person in the world could give every one 1billion dollars and still be the richest person in the world" ~ Some random dude in a youtube comment section.
 
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