What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[Sir Mushias Chlorophytas]

“Money can’t buy happiness”
It CAN.

 

[Shattered_sun]

“Money can’t buy happiness”
It CAN.

just say, "it bought me terraria"

 

[Geotree]

I just got the greatest idea

 

[ZachIsBack]

"to buy sadness, buy terraria" wtf did my friend just say

 

[Geotree]

"this is the worst thing ive ever watched" -my brother after watching any movie/show older than 3 years

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

" pretty sure you like a table "

 

[sarahh]

What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say or ask?

"Covid isn't real"

 

[ZachIsBack]

my mom saying
"don't use the swing or else you will slip and slice your arm off"

 

[RandomAxolotl]

w h a t

 

[ZachIsBack]

"what is a gun"

 

[poptarts]

Global warming isnt real
-Not gonna say who i think yall know

 

[GoatKingg?]

"Isn't Rio de Janeiro the Brazilian capital?"
- Me until a year ago

 

[A Waddle Dee]

“Money can’t buy happiness"
It CAN.

You can't buy something that isn't physical.
Except apps.

 

[Sir Mushias Chlorophytas]

But with enough money you can buy things that make you happy (like Terraria)

 

[Shattered_sun]

i just said that tho

 

[poptarts]

dOnT wAlK tHaT sUs ThEn!
-yellow crewmate

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"Look it up." -my teacher, after being asked what a difficult word was spelled.
I can't look it up if I don't know how to spell it

 

[poptarts]

"GOOFY GWAPE"

 

[Etotheipi]

"Look it up." -my teacher, after being asked what a difficult word was spelled.
I can't look it up if I don't know how to spell it

Google's autocorrect is usually good enough that you can make an attempt and it'll understand you and give you the proper word.

 

[poptarts]

"spank my nikes bro!"
some kid at my school 4 years ago