What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

"Very few people have managed to get that ending. What makes you think you'll be able to do it?" ...or something like that. It was in regards to the true true ending of Dead Cells, and said by someone I know IRL, back before I had even gotten my first boss cell(In other words, before unlocking the next hardest difficulty at the time, being "Hard" difficulty).

Ironically, them trying to discourage me from getting that ending only made me more determined to get it(and eventually caused me to succeed in doing so), and even then, I thought that statement was dumb. My response? "Even though few people have managed to get that ending, it's still possible. If other people are able to do it, so can I. Even if my chances are slim to none on me getting it, I want to still try to get it."

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

"This chicken is raw"
The chicken was not raw. It looked like normal chicken. If it was raw, there would be more reports.

 

[Someone that needs help]

The curse word that starts with f.

 

[The Gorilla Club 🦍]

"Now just stop it, stop telling me what to do! I am a proud, ignorant woman, and no one's going to change that!" - Luanne Platter

"Now that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say!" - Peggy Hill

*Luanne runs away crying*

That KOTH scene is instantly what I thought of when I saw this post. I had to. It was too perfect.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

"How do I convert a PDF into a normal PDF?"

 

[Depressed 0wl]

"Don't use the lords name in vane." For context, this was when I broke my arm a few years back and was swearing. They had a decent reason, but it was a horrible time.

 

[Green_Metagnight]

"Don't use the lords name in vane." For context, this was when I broke my arm a few years back and was swearing. They had a decent reason, but it was a horrible time.

Breaking your arm isn't a valid reason to swear! Also, you misspelled vain.

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Breaking your arm isn't a valid reason to swear! Also, you misspelled vain.

Having an immense amount of pain being inflicted at once causes most people to swear. It’s a reaction from people, no one is in the right to say it isn’t “valid.”

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

I wouldn't even consider 'God' or 'Jesus' to be a swear. Those are the words I use when I'm trying not to swear.

 

[vessal]

"earths year is 157 days not 365"

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

A primary school teacher argued with me one time, saying that Día de los muertos is a sombre ceremony like Remembrance Day or ANZAC Day, instead of the joyous celebration it is in reality.
Her logic was that it was related to death, therefore it must be sad like a funeral.

 

[The Rope God🌳]

"Q: What was the 18th amendment?"
"A: Free slaves!"
Its prohibition.

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

Quick update:
"Put the cookies in the dishwasher."
They weren't thinking straight and meant the oven, but they said dishwasher instead...

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Put the cookies in the dishwasher!

Put it in!

 

[Stellar Mastodon 267]

For the longest time my baby sister thought Hess were fair because they were always next to the dairy section in the grocery store. The thrush came out when I turned out to be lactose intolerant but could still eat eggs.

 

[King Jameth III🌳]

"A train can't hit  that hard, right?"
-someone, before ceasing to exist

 

[zenithspeed]

believe it or not, y'all, this is coming from me

it's quite a stretch but
one time on roblox in like 2020 or smth i revealed my address to one of my old roblox friends... without private chatting... IN A PUBLIC SERVER. (obviously i'm not revealing it here, smh you really think i'd do that?)
how was i so friggin' braindead at that time

(PS. if there's a "what's the dumbest thing you've ever done/said" thread somewhere that i didn't notice, moderators are free to move it there)

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

believe it or not, y'all, this is coming from me

it's quite a stretch but
one time on roblox in like 2020 or smth i revealed my address to one of my old roblox friends... without private chatting... IN A PUBLIC SERVER. (obviously i'm not revealing it here, smh you really think i'd do that?)
how was i so friggin' braindead at that time

(PS. if there's a "what's the dumbest thing you've ever done/said" thread somewhere that i didn't notice, moderators are free to move it there)

Did you then get spammed with packages? Did other persons buy washing machines in your name? The maximum I say is the city.

 

[zenithspeed]

Did you then get spammed with packages? Did other persons buy washing machines in your name? The maximum I say is the city.

nope, nothing actually happened
my best assumption was that people were too occupied with grinding in the game and/or weren't looking in chat

edit: what's with the celebrate reaction lmao

 

[ZeroJinKui]

i'd have to write a book...

but generally, anything that comes out of an optimist's mouth.

especially when they're talking to someone who suffers from depression, self-loathing, body/gender dysphoria, and a mountain of other issues.