Commander Crocket Dec 24, 2017 Was having an argument with my wife yesterday. Just as I was about to win the argument, my alarm clock went off.
Was having an argument with my wife yesterday. Just as I was about to win the argument, my alarm clock went off.
Commander Crocket Dec 22, 2017 At the workplace, the golden rule for men should be "Do not say anything to a woman that you wouldn’t want to hear from a guy in prison."
At the workplace, the golden rule for men should be "Do not say anything to a woman that you wouldn’t want to hear from a guy in prison."
Commander Crocket Dec 20, 2017 Doing nothing all day is great. Actually realising that you've done nothing all day, on the other hand... is not so great.
Doing nothing all day is great. Actually realising that you've done nothing all day, on the other hand... is not so great.
RainbowDrago Dec 20, 2017 Crocket should be the new voice actor for Jotaro with how much he says "Good grief" when we play together
Crocket should be the new voice actor for Jotaro with how much he says "Good grief" when we play together
Commander Crocket Dec 18, 2017 Why is it that people who bark the loudest about demanding respect are the ones that have done the least to earn it?
Why is it that people who bark the loudest about demanding respect are the ones that have done the least to earn it?
Commander Crocket Dec 17, 2017 You know, with how much @[279Nev] drinks, for once, I'd like to see him get kicked into a bar.
Commander Crocket Dec 16, 2017 Can somebody remind me what the name of the boomerang-like weapon you get from Presents in Terraria during the Christmas event was?
Can somebody remind me what the name of the boomerang-like weapon you get from Presents in Terraria during the Christmas event was?
Commander Crocket Dec 14, 2017 One of the biggest differences between men and women is what comes to their minds when the word "Facial" is used.
One of the biggest differences between men and women is what comes to their minds when the word "Facial" is used.
Commander Crocket Dec 13, 2017 Woke up this morning to find that my alarm clock was laughing at me. Then I realized that I had it upside down, and that the time was 7:07.
Woke up this morning to find that my alarm clock was laughing at me. Then I realized that I had it upside down, and that the time was 7:07.
Commander Crocket Dec 11, 2017 The reviews for the film telling the story behind the cult classic The Room, The Disaster Artist, are in. Overall, it's received Hi Marks.
The reviews for the film telling the story behind the cult classic The Room, The Disaster Artist, are in. Overall, it's received Hi Marks.
Commander Crocket Dec 8, 2017 When I was a kid, I figured out how to play the piano by ear, though after a while, I learned that it was much easier to use my fingers.
When I was a kid, I figured out how to play the piano by ear, though after a while, I learned that it was much easier to use my fingers.
Commander Crocket Dec 7, 2017 Mothers, please don't tell your little girls "He's only being mean because he likes you", and then wonder why they grow up & marry s.
Mothers, please don't tell your little girls "He's only being mean because he likes you", and then wonder why they grow up & marry s.
Commander Crocket Dec 5, 2017 You know it's sad when a mall in Alabama can keep a creepy pervert out, but the US Senate can't.
Commander Crocket Dec 4, 2017 Anyone who believes that Trump's lawyer wrote his tweet about firing Flynn, please reveal yourselves; I want to know who I can laugh at.
Anyone who believes that Trump's lawyer wrote his tweet about firing Flynn, please reveal yourselves; I want to know who I can laugh at.
Commander Crocket Dec 1, 2017 After many hours spent searching for a job, I've finished my first week working for a law firm. Here's to hoping that many more follow.
After many hours spent searching for a job, I've finished my first week working for a law firm. Here's to hoping that many more follow.