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Commander Crocket
Last Activity:
Aug 10, 2019
Joined:
Oct 19, 2014
Messages:
713
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Trophy Points:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Jun 17, 1997
Age:
22
Location:
Palace of Justice
Occupation:
Intelligent Wise Guy, All-Around Nice Guy

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Commander Crocket

Official Terrarian, Male, 22, from Palace of Justice

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Commander Crocket was last seen:
Aug 10, 2019
    1. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Was having an argument with my wife yesterday. Just as I was about to win the argument, my alarm clock went off.
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      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        lol virgin
        Dec 24, 2017
      3. Commander Crocket
        Dec 24, 2017
      4. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        *run
        Dec 29, 2017
    2. Qui Devorat
      Qui Devorat
      Oh Commander Cocket
      The name we use to mock
      A man who has a hairstyle
      That smells like Harambe’s sock
      He’s got an Afro on his :red:
      The size of the Arcturus star
      And facial wise looks like
      He’s been run over by a car
      A scientist through and through
      But he’s always at the bar til ten
      Cos every time he steps in the lab
      He blows it up again
      1. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        Used to mock? No, we still mock his name. :naughty:
        Dec 23, 2017
      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        god dammit qui
        Dec 24, 2017
    3. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      At the workplace, the golden rule for men should be "Do not say anything to a woman that you wouldn’t want to hear from a guy in prison." :)
      1. 360Chadscope and FlyKip like this.
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      3. Xylia
        Xylia
        I think most people don't realize that the vast majority of prison sex is consensual anyways. Yes, some rapes do happen, but more often than not, there's consent and the guy receiving it, offers it in exchange for protection or favors.
        Dec 22, 2017
      4. Xylia
        Xylia
        Not that I condone such things (I don't), but that's just how it is sadly. And if a rape were to occur, the guy probably wouldn't *say* anything, he'd just take what he wants because the guy he's forcing himself on has somehow found himself in a situation where he can't do anything about it.
        Dec 22, 2017
      5. Super Shides
        Super Shides
        No, It Should Be "Don't Talk. To Anyone. Ever." Because We Live In The Age Of EVERYTHING Being Harrassment.
        Jan 12, 2018
    4. Qui Devorat
      Qui Devorat
      1. Vladimier, RainbowDrago and FlyKip like this.
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      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        So I'm Harry Hill, eh? No complaints here. :)
        Dec 22, 2017
      4. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Besides, we both know that you're a better Wagbo anyway. :D
        Dec 22, 2017
      5. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        Nah only you have prerequisite porn stache, tiny frame, fondness for wearing dresses and girly hair
        Dec 22, 2017
    5. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Doing nothing all day is great. Actually realising that you've done nothing all day, on the other hand... is not so great. :)
      1. FlyKip and Bry-ccentric like this.
      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        At any rate, at least that's one thing off the list. :D

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        Dec 20, 2017
      3. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        We do nothing all the time with infinite frequency ;)

        t'put that on a more real level, it'd be like if searching for "" worked in text editors.
        Dec 20, 2017
    6. RainbowDrago
      RainbowDrago
      Crocket should be the new voice actor for Jotaro with how much he says "Good grief" when we play together
      1. Alamandra Vonn Pravus
        Alamandra Vonn Pravus
        "good grief"
        Dec 20, 2017
      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        I thought he was cast as Donald Trump
        Dec 20, 2017
      3. Commander Crocket
        Dec 20, 2017
    7. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Why is it that people who bark the loudest about demanding respect are the ones that have done the least to earn it? o_O
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      2. Kazzymodus
        Kazzymodus
        Because people who do do enough to earn respect actually get it and therefore don't have to demand it.
        Dec 18, 2017
      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        I'm honestly beginning to despise just how entitled some people can act, especially just after those people have taken more than their fair share. -_-
        Dec 18, 2017
      4. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        I don’t think anybody really likes em
        Dec 19, 2017
    8. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      You know, with how much @Nev drinks, for once, I'd like to see him get kicked into a bar. :D
      1. FlyKip, InstaFiz and neoselket like this.
      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        I think that’s his cell at the police station
        Legend says he causes such a ruckus when they bust him for drink driving that he’s got a personal fridge with enough beer to give a Brethren Moon alcohol poisoning to keep him quiet
        Dec 18, 2017
    9. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Can somebody remind me what the name of the boomerang-like weapon you get from Presents in Terraria during the Christmas event was? o_O
      1. neoselket likes this.
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      3. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        Wow. Next level of creativity for that one, Crocket. I give you a 10/10
        Dec 16, 2017
      4. neoselket
        Dec 17, 2017
      5. MinerTurtle45
        MinerTurtle45
        G freakin G, man
        Dec 20, 2017
    10. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      One of the biggest differences between men and women is what comes to their minds when the word "Facial" is used. :naughty:
      1. FlyKip likes this.
      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Wink wink. ;)

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        Dec 14, 2017
      3. aWolfen
        aWolfen
        I have arrived.
        Dec 14, 2017
    11. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Woke up this morning to find that my alarm clock was laughing at me. Then I realized that I had it upside down, and that the time was 7:07.
      1. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Strange things happen to sleepy folks. :)
        Dec 13, 2017
    12. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Now that Christmas is edging ever closer, I have a tip for any guys who plan to go out together with their girlfriends in the next few days.
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      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Who said anything about paraphrasing? o_O

        You're giving me conflicting messages here.
        Dec 13, 2017
      3. TheQuietBisharp
      4. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        ...Right.

        Well, again, I don't know what to tell you.
        Dec 13, 2017
    13. RainbowDrago
      RainbowDrago
      crocket is mean to me in terraria ))))):
      1. Commander Crocket
        Dec 12, 2017
      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        Drago it’s not his fault he called you flat :red:
        All we need to do is dress him up like a hula dancer and we get a free Roomba
        Dec 12, 2017
    14. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      The reviews for the film telling the story behind the cult classic The Room, The Disaster Artist, are in. Overall, it's received Hi Marks.
      1. Commander Crocket
        Dec 11, 2017
    15. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      When I was a kid, I figured out how to play the piano by ear, though after a while, I learned that it was much easier to use my fingers. :D
      1. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        I ALWAYS HAD A HUNCH YOU WERE FINGERING MY PIANO YOU SICK BASTARD
        Dec 10, 2017
    16. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Mothers, please don't tell your little girls "He's only being mean because he likes you", and then wonder why they grow up & marry :red:s.
      1. Myu
        Myu
        hey dont kinkshame some people are into that :(
        Dec 7, 2017
      2. Bezixx
        Bezixx
        *joins Crocket with kinkshaming*
        Dec 7, 2017
      3. E X P A N S I O N P A C K
        E X P A N S I O N P A C K
        My mother told me that, I was so smol that the girls were bigger than me, I later grew out of that, and ended up with a girl that's really, physically... slow... Not mentally, she was just, slow.
        Dec 7, 2017
    17. CorruptdWarrior
      CorruptdWarrior
      Greetings, Commander Crocs. How's your life been treating you?
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      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        You’re a lawyer?
        GOOD
        I’m in trouble agin
        It seems the same guy caught me emptying my litterbox into his swimming pool
        You know, looks like the son of Quasimodo and a pornstar from a film where everybody gets an STD afterwards, even the viewer
        Dec 5, 2017
      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Sorry bub, you're on your own for this one. :D
        Dec 5, 2017
      4. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        Also you look awfully familiar
        Dec 5, 2017
    18. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      You know it's sad when a mall in Alabama can keep a creepy pervert out, but the US Senate can't.
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      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Does it really matter? :)
        Dec 5, 2017
      4. that homie
        that homie
        I was mostly making a snarky comment about the appalling number of creepy perverts in the US Senate, but no, it does not really matter which one.
        Dec 5, 2017
      5. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        There we go. :D
        Dec 5, 2017
    19. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      Anyone who believes that Trump's lawyer wrote his tweet about firing Flynn, please reveal yourselves; I want to know who I can laugh at. :)
      1. Hie the Badger
        Hie the Badger
        Trumps lawyer wrote himself. Trump wrote the tweet.
        Dec 4, 2017
      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        And he would of gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling Trump
        Dec 4, 2017
      3. TriforceShard
        TriforceShard
        I've stopped paying attention to what that nut does. Every time you think he couldn't do anything worse, he proves you wrong.
        Dec 4, 2017
    20. Commander Crocket
      Commander Crocket
      After many hours spent searching for a job, I've finished my first week working for a law firm. Here's to hoping that many more follow. :D
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jun 17, 1997 (Age: 22)
    Location:
    Palace of Justice
    Occupation:
    Intelligent Wise Guy, All-Around Nice Guy
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/terrae-opus.37148/
    Greetings and salutations, fellow Terrarians!

    As my profile name would suggest, I am Commander Crocket. To summarise myself as briefly as possible, I would like to think that I am a mannerly and brusque, yet friendly and approachable person that possesses their fair share of eccentricities. Do not allow this fact to deter you from engaging in conversation with me however, for I can assure you that I do not bite (hard/at all, erase as appropriate).
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    About me
    My hobbies include reading fantasy novels and fan fictions, sketching birds (not very well, admittedly), playing video games, and forming lasting relationships with others. The games I play most frequently are Team Fortress 2, and (of course,) Terraria, though I am also an undying fan of the Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, Legend of Zelda and Metroid franchises. I listen to a variety of music from a vast range of genres including (but not limited to) Alt Rock, Hard Rock, Eurodance, Electronica, and Electro Swing, though I tend to shy away from 'modern music' with their raunchy visuals, objectification of women and the lack of originality between songs. I enjoy watching comedies, as, much to the dismay of my friends and family, I enjoy maintaining a healthy sense of humour. :D
    I was born on the 17th of June in 1997, and as such my star sign is Gemini (The Twins). My spirit animal is the Owl.
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    Hopefully after reading this, you've gained some insight into what kind of person I am. Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.

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    "I find the lack of MeeM disturbing." ~Commander Crocket
    "Hodor." ~Hodor (Game of Thrones)
    "..." ~Gordon Freeman (Half Life)