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Last Activity:: Sep 14, 2019 at 1:59 AM

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Gender:: Male

Birthday:: Jun 17, 1997

Age:: 22

Location:: Palace of Justice

Occupation:: Intelligent Wise Guy, All-Around Nice Guy

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Commander Crocket

Official Terrarian, Male, 22, from Palace of Justice

[IMG] Jun 24, 2019

Commander Crocket was last seen:: Sep 14, 2019 at 1:59 AM

1. True dinklewinkle
  I assume your a fabulous medic crocket?
  
  Dec 18, 2015
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  3. Nobody Important
    E E E E E E... Come on get over here.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  4. True dinklewinkle
    What about me
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  5. Commander Crocket
    Oh ja, baby.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
2. Robot Scout
  You've been updated: Medic
  Medics now have slightly higher health regeneration when healing a hurt patient
  During setup time, ÜberCharge build rate is now increased by 3x
  Amputator
  Taunt can now be activated by alt-fire
  Healing done with the taunt now grants small amounts of ÜberCharge
  
  Dec 18, 2015
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  3. Robot Scout
    Crusader's Crossbow
    Healing a player with an arrow now grants a small amount of ÜberCharge
    Quick-Fix
    Fixed cases where Quick-Fix ÜberCharged players could still be affected by certain knock-back effects
    Players can no longer capture objectives while under the effects of Quick-Fix ÜberCharge
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  4. daderpycoolguy
    TL;DR
    Well, I guess you are going to be fine Mistah Medical.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  5. Commander Crocket
    My favourite Medic loadout consists of the Crusader's Crossbow, the Quick-Fix, and the Amputator, so I'm happy.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
3. Commander Crocket
  I love the whooshing noise deadlines make as they fly by.
  
  Dec 17, 2015
  1. Darkest Gaia, TheQuietBisharp and Erienna Nakagai like this.
  2. TheQuietBisharp
    Yearbook in a nutshell.
    
    Dec 17, 2015
  3. Commander Crocket
    Hoh hoh.
    
    Dec 17, 2015
4. Commander Crocket
  Song of the Day - "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd. Forever a classic.
  
  Dec 16, 2015
  1. Lerc Bar, TheQuietBisharp and Arpiter like this.
5. Lerc Bar
  Happy Christmas !
  
  Dec 16, 2015
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  3. Commander Crocket
    What do you mean?
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  4. Lerc Bar
    Hallowed, Jungle or Corruption
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  5. Commander Crocket
    Ah, you must be referring to the forum themes.
    Of the three you've specified, I'd say the Corruption theme. Generally, though, I stick to the default Underground theme.
    
    Dec 16, 2015
6. Sugars
  
  Dec 16, 2015
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  3. Sugars
    @CC the auto-captions tho
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  4. Commander Crocket
    Ja.
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  5. Lerc Bar
    Music for relaxation or stress.
    
    Dec 17, 2015
7. Commander Crocket
  You never truly come to realise how boring and uneventful your life is until somebody happens to ask what you do for fun.
  
  Dec 16, 2015
  1. TTSp00k the Invincible, TheSlimez, XenoCat and 11 others like this.
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  3. Treesmasher
    When a girl you like asks what you do for fun
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  4. Treesmasher
    "I play games on my laptop!"
    
    Dec 16, 2015
  5. XenoCat
    I just shrug and slowly walk away.
    
    Dec 16, 2015
8. Commander Crocket
  Alright, I admit it. I have a huge man-crush on this guy.
  
  Dec 15, 2015
  1. Lerc Bar, movildima, Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl and 5 others like this.
  2. Commander Crocket
    The only man allowed to sparkle. From one man to another, Strongarm Alchemist.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  3. Zinnia
    Always loved that guy, he's awesome <3 And sparkles.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  4. Commander Crocket
    "Behold, the .gif posting technique that has been passed down the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS!"
    
    Dec 15, 2015
9. Commander Crocket
  Today, a fellow student pointed at my black suit and asked, "Whose funeral is it?", to which I replied, "I haven't decided yet."
  
  Dec 15, 2015
  1. Gearzoid II, Alabaster, movildima and 13 others like this.
  2. M the Mister
    Gangsta 4 life
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  3. Commander Crocket
    
    Dec 15, 2015
10. Commander Crocket
  tfw you're too old to play in the ball pit
  
  Dec 15, 2015
  1. TTSp00k the Invincible, Kyubey The Incubator, Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl and 7 others like this.
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  3. Tunnel King
    There's baby snakes in the ball pit anyway. /sour grapes.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  4. Commander Crocket
    The monarch of the underpass speaks.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  5. Jetstream ∞
    BUT BABY SNAKES ARE THE CUTEST THING
    
    Dec 15, 2015
11. Commander Crocket
  It may appear that I'm deep in thought, but in the vast majority of cases, I'm just thinking about what to cook for dinner later.
  
  Dec 14, 2015
  1. Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl, Erienna Nakagai and Nobody Important like this.
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  3. Commander Crocket
    Not really. Usually the answer I end up with is some form of pasta.
    
    Mmm, pasta.
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  4. stormconure
    Pasta's amazing.
    Also cuz I have to: @Leinfors
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  5. Commander Crocket
    .
    
    Dec 14, 2015
12. Devalaous
  FaceRig on Steam Something tells me you use this heavily, or will do so from now on.
  
  Dec 14, 2015
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  3. Devalaous
    Im all about that burger
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  4. Commander Crocket
    bought a webcam to become a hamburger
    
    10/10
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  5. Devalaous
    And now you can be an anime waifu :|
    
    Dec 14, 2015
13. Raichu Sonic
  My E key is broken..
  
  Dec 14, 2015
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  3. Techhunter_Talon
    *Facepalm at @Commander Crocket* I was talking about how he made the post...
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  4. Commander Crocket
    Hoh hoh.
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  5. Kalifox
    Fortunately for you, the words Fox and Twirl don't contain E's and those are all the words you really need :3
    
    Dec 14, 2015
14. Kalifox
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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  3. Commander Crocket
    Twit-twoo! ~♥
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  4. Teal
    These adorable owls are the cutest when they are eating. They gently swoop down, pierce their sharp talons into the prey and begin to eat it live working from the neck down. Then a while later they regurgitate the bones and fur. <3
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  5. Techhunter_Talon
    Did I hear "adorable owls?"
    DID I MISS IT?
    
    Dec 13, 2015
15. Commander Crocket
  I wonder if, before the Three Wise Men gave their gifts to Jesus, they said "Just to be clear, these are for your birthday AND Christmas."
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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  3. Commander Crocket
    Honestly, even I don't fully understand how these things pop into my head.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  4. Nobody Important
    Neither do I, however what pops into my head is generally very dumb. To quote one of the things "what if the dragonborn had a speech impediment".
    
    Fortunately every single one of my suggestions was from an idea popping into my head and all the details being basically handed to me.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  5. galacticGammawave
    And I almost have to deal with birthday and Christmas gifts on the same day, as they're both only nine days apart from each other.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
16. movildima
  I like to think that this is the way Medic presented himself to TF Classic team
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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  2. Commander Crocket
    Hoh hoh.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
17. Kalifox
  You must have read my journal ~ otherwise how could you know that bows are one of my many few weaknesses! ♡ -glomp-
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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  3. Commander Crocket
    I've bound myself in lace and ribbon just for you, a gift from myself to you.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  4. Kalifox
    Lace and ribbon? but those are my specialties! Shouldn't I be wearing those for you? Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  5. Commander Crocket
    Oh hoh ho, you foxy thing, you.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
18. CraftedNightmare Here!
  You seem tied up at the moment, so I'll bow to you a later time
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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19. CorruptdWarrior
  Oh, hey you live in NM? I live across the border to the west. Maybe I could come over and have a glass of eggnog with you?
  
  ... Preferably the non-alcoholic kind. I'm underage, after all.
  
  Dec 13, 2015
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  2. Eli10293
    I had eggnog...
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  3. Commander Crocket
    It's more so for the TF2 reference - I'm actually based in London.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
20. Commander Crocket
  Sometimes I ask myself, "Why do I stay up so late?", only for me to reply, "It's none of your damn business."
  
  Dec 13, 2015
  1. LordDarpinger, Darkest Gaia, Myu and 1 other person like this.
  2. FlakMaster
    In my case, it's because everyone that I talk to and host with is frikkin' American, so my sleep schedule is screwed up.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  3. Commander Crocket
    Looks like you picked the short straw with the Hour Draw.
    
    Dec 13, 2015
  4. Charon
    I have more elaborate and colorful conversations with myself, it starts with what I want to eat and ends with pleading insanity in court.
    
    Dec 16, 2015
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Gender:

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Birthday:

Jun 17, 1997 (Age: 22)

Location:

Palace of Justice

Occupation:

Intelligent Wise Guy, All-Around Nice Guy

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Terraria: PC

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Greetings and salutations, fellow Terrarians!

As my profile name would suggest, I am Commander Crocket. To summarise myself as briefly as possible, I would like to think that I am a mannerly and brusque, yet friendly and approachable person that possesses their fair share of eccentricities. Do not allow this fact to deter you from engaging in conversation with me however, for I can assure you that I do not bite (hard/at all, erase as appropriate).
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My hobbies include reading fantasy novels and fan fictions, sketching birds (not very well, admittedly), playing video games, and forming lasting relationships with others. The games I play most frequently are Team Fortress 2, and (of course,) Terraria, though I am also an undying fan of the Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, Legend of Zelda and Metroid franchises. I listen to a variety of music from a vast range of genres including (but not limited to) Alt Rock, Hard Rock, Eurodance, Electronica, and Electro Swing, though I tend to shy away from 'modern music' with their raunchy visuals, objectification of women and the lack of originality between songs. I enjoy watching comedies, as, much to the dismay of my friends and family, I enjoy maintaining a healthy sense of humour.
I was born on the 17th of June in 1997, and as such my star sign is Gemini (The Twins). My spirit animal is the Owl.
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Hopefully after reading this, you've gained some insight into what kind of person I am. Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.
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