Commander Crocket Dec 15, 2016 Keep marriages fresh & interesting by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't."
Keep marriages fresh & interesting by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't."
Commander Crocket Dec 14, 2016 Rappin' with my fellow Brit and brother from another mother, @[44268FaZe EPIX], with a cameo from @[12275Qui Devorat].
Rappin' with my fellow Brit and brother from another mother, @[44268FaZe EPIX], with a cameo from @[12275Qui Devorat].
Qui Devorat Dec 13, 2016 SAY DOCTOR HOW CAN YOU FIX A MEDIC THAT GIVES THE INTEL BACK? (Outside of a heavy dose of chlorine to the gene pool)
SAY DOCTOR HOW CAN YOU FIX A MEDIC THAT GIVES THE INTEL BACK? (Outside of a heavy dose of chlorine to the gene pool)
Commander Crocket Dec 11, 2016 Reviewing the mental health of my fellow mercenaries as part of their annual checkup. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soiiG-wsHKU
Reviewing the mental health of my fellow mercenaries as part of their annual checkup. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soiiG-wsHKU
Commander Crocket Dec 9, 2016 Looks like I've garnered somewhat of a following as a fashion advisor over on the /r/tf2 Discord.
Commander Crocket Dec 8, 2016 G̖͇̞͔̯͙̝E͈̙̯T҉̘̞͖̯̙̹ ̞͓̬̙̞͠I̦͎͓̩̯̻̪͝N̗̟̪͎̫͍ ͍͙̜͉͖̖̣Ț̣̬̩͓͙́H̝̀E̹̗̙̼ ̀B̢͓A̱͓̟̰͓G̳̩̖͓̲̦̕,͟ͅ ̠̬̗̘N̡̺̻̪̗̹̬E͔̼͈̼͘B͚̟̖͔̪͉B̮͉̱̝̠̯Y̙̹
G̖͇̞͔̯͙̝E͈̙̯T҉̘̞͖̯̙̹ ̞͓̬̙̞͠I̦͎͓̩̯̻̪͝N̗̟̪͎̫͍ ͍͙̜͉͖̖̣Ț̣̬̩͓͙́H̝̀E̹̗̙̼ ̀B̢͓A̱͓̟̰͓G̳̩̖͓̲̦̕,͟ͅ ̠̬̗̘N̡̺̻̪̗̹̬E͔̼͈̼͘B͚̟̖͔̪͉B̮͉̱̝̠̯Y̙̹
Commander Crocket Dec 7, 2016 They say friends will come over to your house and help you move, and good friends will help you move a body. I have several good friends.
They say friends will come over to your house and help you move, and good friends will help you move a body. I have several good friends.
Commander Crocket Dec 6, 2016 Just engaged in a little friendly banter. Looks like somebody's eager to spar with me in TF2 again.
Commander Crocket Dec 5, 2016 To all you guys out there, sending women pics is for amateurs. Real men go out there and disappoint them in real life.
To all you guys out there, sending women pics is for amateurs. Real men go out there and disappoint them in real life.
Commander Crocket Dec 4, 2016 Looked through my drawings, and decided to revisit two of them, updating them with the art techniques I've picked up from then until now.
Looked through my drawings, and decided to revisit two of them, updating them with the art techniques I've picked up from then until now.
Commander Crocket Dec 4, 2016 Euphoria, the go-to magazine for all fedora enthusiasts, neckbeards, and bronies. Get your copy today.
Euphoria, the go-to magazine for all fedora enthusiasts, neckbeards, and bronies. Get your copy today.
Commander Crocket Dec 3, 2016 Crappy pun of the day: Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas!
Commander Crocket Dec 2, 2016 don't you just love it when you're heavily pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a baby that won't push the ing payload
don't you just love it when you're heavily pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a baby that won't push the ing payload
Commander Crocket Dec 1, 2016 Ah, December 1st. Cue the nationwide festivities, holiday sales, boisterous choirs, and who could forget, the obnoxious Christmas songs.
Ah, December 1st. Cue the nationwide festivities, holiday sales, boisterous choirs, and who could forget, the obnoxious Christmas songs.
powpowitsme Nov 30, 2016 What we've experienced today was the worst experience of my life. I hope you're happy.
Commander Crocket Nov 29, 2016 I feel like holding the power button on your PC to turn it off is the technological equivalent of choking somebody to death.
I feel like holding the power button on your PC to turn it off is the technological equivalent of choking somebody to death.
Commander Crocket Nov 24, 2016 Kanye West is said to be recovering in hospital, following a grueling 8 hour operation to remove his head from his .
Kanye West is said to be recovering in hospital, following a grueling 8 hour operation to remove his head from his .