RavageTheSavage

wtf is the point of unfrosted corn flakes

what if we just regrew limbs at the same rate we regrew hair

what if cats went to the litter box to have hairballs and you didn't have to clean them off the floor

Hmm, I wonder how I get the battery to fit in here... let's consult the handy-dandy instruction manual! Instruction manual: Install the battery correctly. Ah, thank you instruction manual, very helpful.

Gag reflex is cool and all, tries to prevent us from choking to death, but if it could stop triggering when I'm trying to brush my tongue that'd be great.

I wish my computer wasn't in a location where anybody can peak over my shoulder to see what I'm doing. Doing so even while I'm doing something as simple as typing this status just makes me uncomfortable.

tfw you've put barely any thought into what you want your signature to look like but you have one for your oc

Man, my neck has been really acting up for the last few days.

you are not welcome here

What am I kidding, Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl will be bad simply because they're probably going to have a forced EXP Share.

Don't have my hopes too high for Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl with how much of a dumpster fire SwSh were, but they'd better at least go with the expanded Platinum pokedex instead of the trash variety one that was there in the original DP.

Ironic that I've been so lazy by not wearing my glasses to read things up close that my glasses that were prescribed to prevent me from getting eyestrain now seem to give me eyestrain

My mouse wheel has been acting wonky for the past two or so days. Not as responsive.

Trauma is subjective; or at least, what might cause it for a person is. What you can withstand might be a much more powerful beast for somebody else. Please be mindful.

Honestly, this isn't even a suicide suggestive status or anything, but sometimes life sucks so much I really hope there's something better waiting for me as a reward for slogging through it all.

I feel like life would be a lot easier if inspirational music played whenever you had to do something important

eating a two-bite brownie in one bite

petition to make the dr. pepper bottle caps not screwed on as frustratingly tight so I don't tear my skin trying to open them

Why is it called a casualty, anyways? You add two letters to a relaxed state of being and suddenly people are dying.

ew sunlight reveals too much dust coating everything, make it go away