RavageTheSavage

Occasionally I wish I could go back to some mindsets of my younger self; like "20 minutes is such a long time!"

my hair is so long

when the directions say to put the pizza on the middle rack but your oven only has two racks

Can't wait for the Star Wars sequel sequel trilogy 30 years from now where they ruin the happy endings of Rey, Finn and Poe and the Empire comes back yet again

What the heck is a Henry Stickmin and why is he all over my Youtube recommendations

Why must bottle caps be screwed on so tight I have to break tear my skin to open them

Ah yes, the annual "British Columbia is on Fire" news has returned.

You can probably tell your mobile device is about to kick the bucket when it crashes two times consecutively and deletes all your installed apps.

The blazing wheels are evolving

Old animated movies look so much worse than I remember.

Gross things in fiction are okay and all but then you think about them while you're eating and they're suddenly not

Why must gamers throw a vile hissy-fit at basically literally everything nowadays? You can't do anything to please them.

Playing scary games would be a lot easier for me if the sensation of your skin crawling wasn't a thing.

Sometimes I wonder if higher beings make memes of us. Like "Real Time History of Humanity from the Big Bang to the End of the Universe except every time they start a war the Seinfeld theme plays"

Top comment: "Skip ahead a few billion years to get to the actual content. Your welcome."

I feel bad for women who are named Karen.

The world is not black and white. There are only varying shades of grey.

Happy Independence Day, for all that's worth given all the stuff going on right now.

Happy Canada Day!

Imagine how much of a nope insect mosquitoes would be if they could sting you