Desucrate Dec 11, 2015 WHY DO YOU HAVE MORE LIKES AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS AS ME STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME
Commander Crocket Dec 11, 2015 What ho, fellows! Hearken, for I bring tidings of love and companionship. On this very day, the knot was tied betwixt me and my beloved ~
What ho, fellows! Hearken, for I bring tidings of love and companionship. On this very day, the knot was tied betwixt me and my beloved ~
Kalifox Dec 11, 2015 You must possess a truly shocking arsenal of gifs. ...I like that in a man. <\\\\\<
Commander Crocket Dec 10, 2015 Modern science states that the world is comprised of protons, neutrons and electrons. Unfortunately, they forgot to mention morons.
Modern science states that the world is comprised of protons, neutrons and electrons. Unfortunately, they forgot to mention morons.
Commander Crocket Dec 10, 2015 Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Commander Crocket Dec 8, 2015 Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine.
Commander Crocket Dec 7, 2015 The next time you or someone you know says that women should just stay in the kitchen, just remember - that's where all the knives are kept.
The next time you or someone you know says that women should just stay in the kitchen, just remember - that's where all the knives are kept.
Commander Crocket Dec 7, 2015 Did you know that the flame of a candle smells like burnt nostril hairs?
T T Teal Dec 5, 2015 So, when are you guys releasing the next TO or is there a schedule I glimpsed over?
Commander Crocket Dec 5, 2015 Some people are like slinkies; completely and utterly useless, but always fun to push down a flight of stairs.
Some people are like slinkies; completely and utterly useless, but always fun to push down a flight of stairs.
Commander Crocket Dec 4, 2015 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? So, what happens when the doctor's wife does just that, and eats an apple a day?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? So, what happens when the doctor's wife does just that, and eats an apple a day?
Commander Crocket Dec 3, 2015 I'm not very much about seizing the day; I just kind of poke it with a stick.
Commander Crocket Dec 2, 2015 After endless planning and procrastination, I feel I am finally ready to reveal what I have kept hidden for so long. Behold, Terrae Opus!
After endless planning and procrastination, I feel I am finally ready to reveal what I have kept hidden for so long. Behold, Terrae Opus!
Commander Crocket Dec 1, 2015 I should start calling in sick on days with a full moon, just to make them wonder.
Commander Crocket Dec 1, 2015 Ach, I'm terrible at talking in front of crowds, let alone an entire lecture hall full of people. I'm to deliver a presentation in 20 mins.
Ach, I'm terrible at talking in front of crowds, let alone an entire lecture hall full of people. I'm to deliver a presentation in 20 mins.
Commander Crocket Nov 30, 2015 Now that I think about it, The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Now that I think about it, The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.