Absorb The Non-Issue

Someone thought you were about to say "in the dragon" so they decided to cut me open, of course, I can't survive that.

I die because someone decided to cut me open.
 
I was the one who cut you open, however I cut myself on your fangs, I then die of venom.


I play the song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World".
 
Good job. You unleashed a dissector because you ruled improperly. Let's say, skipping all the details, I'm deader than dead. And probably stuffed.

I was dissected by a Latias out of all odds.
 
I try to avenge you, before getting slammed into the ceiling repeatedly, every bone in my body gets turned to dust.


I arrest everyone with psychic powers.
 
You mistake a sergal for cheese, the sergal then kills everyone (including me) for mistaking him for cheese.


I pour a strange liquid onto the ground.
 
The liquid is your urine, and now the room smells very bad. I die from a nose infection caused by your disgusting urine.

Now there is a dead body on the floor in a river of Dragonwolf73’s urine.
 
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