Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,061 This somehow causes me to get struck by lightning and shot with a shotgun. Wololo.
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,062 I am Francis and I come out of game and kill you
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,064 I was in the background and I died to My last words were “the key to the universe is in the uh...”
Chir' Wall of Flesh May 30, 2020 #2,065 Someone thought you were about to say "in the dragon" so they decided to cut me open, of course, I can't survive that. I die because someone decided to cut me open.
Someone thought you were about to say "in the dragon" so they decided to cut me open, of course, I can't survive that. I die because someone decided to cut me open.
Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,066 I was the one who cut you open, however I cut myself on your fangs, I then die of venom. I play the song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World".
I was the one who cut you open, however I cut myself on your fangs, I then die of venom. I play the song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World".
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,067 Then I rule the world. Everyone including me dies. I fail to rule the world properly
Vitrolic Medicine Terrarian May 30, 2020 #2,068 Good job. You unleashed a dissector because you ruled improperly. Let's say, skipping all the details, I'm deader than dead. And probably stuffed. I was dissected by a Latias out of all odds.
Good job. You unleashed a dissector because you ruled improperly. Let's say, skipping all the details, I'm deader than dead. And probably stuffed. I was dissected by a Latias out of all odds.
Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,069 I try to avenge you, before getting slammed into the ceiling repeatedly, every bone in my body gets turned to dust. I arrest everyone with psychic powers.
I try to avenge you, before getting slammed into the ceiling repeatedly, every bone in my body gets turned to dust. I arrest everyone with psychic powers.
Chir' Wall of Flesh May 30, 2020 #2,070 But not before I get suffocated by one. I get suffocated by a psychic.
Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,071 While you were flying, you then fall on top of me, and both crush me and impale me with your fangs. I give money to dragon hunters.
While you were flying, you then fall on top of me, and both crush me and impale me with your fangs. I give money to dragon hunters.
Chir' Wall of Flesh May 30, 2020 #2,072 They use that money to torture and kill me. I get tortured, and then killed.
Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,073 I'm the hunters next target, and the same happens to me. I lock someone in TLPW.
Vitrolic Medicine Terrarian May 30, 2020 #2,074 I commit seppuku after being locked in said thread to avoid enraging Chir'. I lock someone in CoPKMN.
I commit seppuku after being locked in said thread to avoid enraging Chir'. I lock someone in CoPKMN.
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,075 I died from anime. I am uncomfortable with the weird drawings everywhere
Vitrolic Medicine Terrarian May 30, 2020 #2,076 To take it out, you simply slash me at my neck and kill me. I was beheaded.
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,077 I tripped over your head, then slipping on ice then dying. I want cheese
Dragonwolf73 Golem May 30, 2020 #2,078 You mistake a sergal for cheese, the sergal then kills everyone (including me) for mistaking him for cheese. I pour a strange liquid onto the ground.
You mistake a sergal for cheese, the sergal then kills everyone (including me) for mistaking him for cheese. I pour a strange liquid onto the ground.
Blackbugatti101 Brain of Cthulhu May 30, 2020 #2,079 The liquid is your urine, and now the room smells very bad. I die from a nose infection caused by your disgusting urine. Now there is a dead body on the floor in a river of Dragonwolf73’s urine.
The liquid is your urine, and now the room smells very bad. I die from a nose infection caused by your disgusting urine. Now there is a dead body on the floor in a river of Dragonwolf73’s urine.
Vitrolic Medicine Terrarian May 31, 2020 #2,080 I trip on the body, then drown in urine... yuck. I clean off the river and dead bodies.