Absorb The Non-Issue

This somehow causes me to get struck by lightning and shot with a shotgun.


Wololo.
 
I am Francis and I come out of game and kill you
 
Ow... X_X

I was shot by Francis.
 
I was in the background and I died to

My last words were “the key to the universe is in the uh...”
 
Someone thought you were about to say "in the dragon" so they decided to cut me open, of course, I can't survive that.

I die because someone decided to cut me open.
 
I was the one who cut you open, however I cut myself on your fangs, I then die of venom.


I play the song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World".
 
Then I rule the world. Everyone including me dies.

I fail to rule the world properly
 
Good job. You unleashed a dissector because you ruled improperly. Let's say, skipping all the details, I'm deader than dead. And probably stuffed.

I was dissected by a Latias out of all odds.
 
I try to avenge you, before getting slammed into the ceiling repeatedly, every bone in my body gets turned to dust.


I arrest everyone with psychic powers.
 
But not before I get suffocated by one.

I get suffocated by a psychic.
 
While you were flying, you then fall on top of me, and both crush me and impale me with your fangs.


I give money to dragon hunters.
 
They use that money to torture and kill me.

I get tortured, and then killed.
 
I'm the hunters next target, and the same happens to me.


I lock someone in TLPW.
 
I commit seppuku after being locked in said thread to avoid enraging Chir'.

I lock someone in CoPKMN.
 
I died from anime.

I am uncomfortable with the weird drawings everywhere
 
To take it out, you simply slash me at my neck and kill me.

I was beheaded.
 
I tripped over your head, then slipping on ice then dying.

I want cheese
 
You mistake a sergal for cheese, the sergal then kills everyone (including me) for mistaking him for cheese.


I pour a strange liquid onto the ground.
 
The liquid is your urine, and now the room smells very bad. I die from a nose infection caused by your disgusting urine.

Now there is a dead body on the floor in a river of Dragonwolf73’s urine.
 
I trip on the body, then drown in urine... yuck.

I clean off the river and dead bodies.
 
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