Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

But not before I die of disgust for the scene.

I die of disgust.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I try to clean up your body too, but trip and impale my leg on your fang, envenoming myself to death.

I make some cupcakes.

 

[Streyll]

I decide that cupcakes would be a good way to relax after what happened, and go to grab one before your done cooking them. I die of food poisoning.


I activate the air raid siren.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I trip on the bodies trying to clean them and die while she arrives... [ YOU PULLED AN ILLEGAL, BLACK ]

Now there's uncleaned body pileup there...

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I stand on the top, looking like a hero. Then I slip and die. (What did I do that was illegal)

Your mom is coming

 

[Streyll]

I die of shock and confusion.


I put a fan on a windowsill that is labeled "DO NOT USE IN WINDOW".

 

[Ivyss]

Someone turns it on and as such, causes the universe to get erased because the fan was not meant to be used there.

I have blue text.

 

[Streyll]

This causes time to get reversed to when you were an ice dragon, you then freeze me to death.


I set the time foward again.

 

[Ivyss]

You set it forward past the point of my death.

I am dead.

 

[Streyll]

I jump off a building due to guilt from your death.


I mess with time until I find the point of your death.

 

[Ivyss]

You accidentally set it to several years earlier.

I have been dead for several years.

 

[Streyll]

While messing with time I create a paradox that erases me from existance.


I created a paradox.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

It also erases me from existence.

I eat a burger

 

[Streyll]

It was the only food for kilometers, I starve to death.


I turn on a microwave.

 

[Ivyss]

I was in there, and now all of my internal organs have exploded, killing me and the microwave.

My internal organs are a gooey mess.

 

[Streyll]

I try to clean up your insides, but get some leftover venom in a small cut, then die because of it.


I get a new microwave.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I make you laugh and you drop the microwave onto my feet

I can’t move

 

[Ivyss]

And so you have to watch me get murdered.

I get murdered.

 

[Streyll]

I see you get murdered, but then get murdered myself so I can't tell anyone.


I take a couch down some stairs.

 

[Ivyss]

You trip, causing to couch to fall on me and crush me.

I get crushed by a couch.