Absorb The Non-Issue

But not before I die of disgust for the scene.

I die of disgust.
 
I try to clean up your body too, but trip and impale my leg on your fang, envenoming myself to death.

I make some cupcakes.
 
I decide that cupcakes would be a good way to relax after what happened, and go to grab one before your done cooking them. I die of food poisoning.


I activate the air raid siren.
 
I trip on the bodies trying to clean them and die while she arrives... [ YOU PULLED AN ILLEGAL, BLACK ]

Now there's uncleaned body pileup there...
 
I stand on the top, looking like a hero. Then I slip and die. (What did I do that was illegal)

Your mom is coming
 
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I die of shock and confusion.


I put a fan on a windowsill that is labeled "DO NOT USE IN WINDOW".
 
Someone turns it on and as such, causes the universe to get erased because the fan was not meant to be used there.

I have blue text.
 
This causes time to get reversed to when you were an ice dragon, you then freeze me to death.


I set the time foward again.
 
You set it forward past the point of my death.

I am dead.
 
I jump off a building due to guilt from your death.


I mess with time until I find the point of your death.
 
You accidentally set it to several years earlier.

I have been dead for several years.
 
While messing with time I create a paradox that erases me from existance.


I created a paradox.
 
It also erases me from existence.

I eat a burger
 
It was the only food for kilometers, I starve to death.


I turn on a microwave.
 
I was in there, and now all of my internal organs have exploded, killing me and the microwave.

My internal organs are a gooey mess.
 
I try to clean up your insides, but get some leftover venom in a small cut, then die because of it.


I get a new microwave.
 
I make you laugh and you drop the microwave onto my feet

I can’t move
 
And so you have to watch me get murdered.

I get murdered.
 
I see you get murdered, but then get murdered myself so I can't tell anyone.


I take a couch down some stairs.
 
You trip, causing to couch to fall on me and crush me.

I get crushed by a couch.
 
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