Absorb The Non-Issue

[Streyll]

I die of laughter.


I pour dragon TF potions into a city's water supply.

 

[Ivyss]

And of course, I'm the one to get blamed, and someone decides to kill me because they weren't pleased with that.

I get killed for something I didn't do.

 

[Streyll]

Someone finds that out, then finds that I was the one who did it, and I get murdered.


I get murdered in public.

 

[Ivyss]

It was by being shot, the bullet goes through you, and kills me as well.

I fly over a building.

 

[Streyll]

And accidentally knock me off a building.


I was building a lightning rod.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

While you were building it, I was at the top, then lightning struck it and killed me

I want a sandwich

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

But since I am the only one with a sandwich, I get murdered by you with a knife and had my sandwich taken.

I attempt to do a Sonic- *cough* an Age of Empires campaign.

 

[Streyll]

I was the enemy, at the end you kill me.


I receive a factory wagon from my home city.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

You quickly use it to spam Heavy Cannons to rush me and bury me under pile of cannonballs, killing me.

I attempt to do a Sonic Rainboom, this time for real.

 

[Streyll]

I don't know what that is, so I die from it.


I deploy a pair of fort wagons.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Near me. The settlers inside butcher me with sheer amount of bullets.

I order villager to build two Town Centers

 

[Streyll]

Right next to where I was going to place a trading post, I get killed due to not having enough resources.


I have enough trading posts for a trade monopoly.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Your trade monopoly results in me not having enough money to buy anything and so I die.

I ask the NP if they ate my sandwich.

 

[Streyll]

I say I did, then you kill me.


I throw a can of ravioli.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I attempt to get the ravioli, but I accidentally trip and fall off a cliff instead.

I make a new sandwich.

 

[Ivyss]

Someone parks their car on it and you kill me out of rage.

I get killed because someone parked a car on a sandwich.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I die because I exploded in rage from a car being parked on my sandwich.

I protect my new sandwich from cars being parked on it.

 

[Streyll]

So I park a helicopter on it, you kill me because people keep parking on your sandwiches.


I parked a helicopter on a sandwich.

 

[Ivyss]

I get hit by it after XtroyX0r threw it due to rage.

I get hit by a thrown helicopter.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I am plane enthusiast, seeing it as just a stunt flight. I go closer towards the helicopter as it comes down, smashing me.

I feel happy