Absorb The Non-Issue

Someone tries to break you out of it, by hitting it against my head, which breaks my skull instead, stabbing my brain with several fragments of my own skull.

I get hit in the head in a way that causes my brain to get stabbed with several fragments of my own skull.
 
Small fragments from your skull fly out of your head and one of them hits me in the eye, causing me to stumble and fall out the open window and break my neck.

I resurrect myself. (somehow)
 
A life for a life. You killed me to resurrect yourself.

I am sacrificed for someone else's resurrection.
 
I get brought down along with you.

I get dragged into whatever afterlife Chir' is in.
 
Your presence skews judgement.

Now I'm stuck in purgatory without even a body to resurrect to.
 
Someone transforms me into you, then kills me and tries to revive you.

I write 666 with hex colour #666666
 
It summons Satan who steals my soul because resurrection doesn't work that way.

The person that tried to resurrect me instead resurrects Dragonwolf.
 
I use my divine power and resurrect you with a supernova, then die as I used all of my energy to save one person.

I died from using too much of my divine power.
 
I end up jumping off a building when I learn divine power exists, because it is my sworn duty as an atheist.

I jump off a building.
 
And fall on me, crushing me.

And now I'm stuck in purgatory again.
 
I get you resurrected, but end up switching places with you, so I'm now stuck in purgatory.

I open a jar of coffee grind.
 
And the lid hits my neck with ridiculous velocity, breaking it and killing me.

I train some Mahouts and Sepoys.
 
They kill me while I'm busy figuring out what either of them are.

I feel ever so slightly tired, and also still have that same headache I've been having for weeks now.
 
I try to give you medical advice, but it doesn't help and instead makes things worse, so you kill me.

I feel like I should do something to help Chir', but I don't know how....
 
I suggest maybe putting them out of their misery, but I shoot myself on accident during the demonstration.

I accidentally shoot myself in the gullet.
 
Meanwhile I die from Dragonwolf's attempt to help.

I die from Dragonwolf's attempt to help.
 
I realise your death was my fault, and kill myself out of guilt.

I set an avali TF potion on a shelf.
 
I watch it carefully to make sure it doesn't spill, and I starve to death because I forgot to eat

I don't eat food
 
However you still need something to drink, and you chose my blood.

Elivyr takes all of my blood.
 
I notice, then notice the Avali TF potion on the shelf, attempt to sneakily grab it and accidentally stumble over the body, causing a concussion and killing me.

I die from a concussion.
 
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