Absorb The Non-Issue

[XtroyX0r]

Grammar ruin sees you grammar ruin ruins you and everyone else so we all dead now because of grammar ruin ruining us with grammar ruin power of grammar

I stab myself in the toe with a knife made out of a frozen waffle.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I trip over your toe and get a concussion.

I have a perfectly fine waffle cone.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I eat it and die because although it is of fine quality, it is also poisoned.

I go eat dinner.

 

[Streyll]

...Instead of preventing me from falling off of a building.

I fall off of a building.

 

[Ivyss]

And right on me, crushing me.

I get killed by Dragonwolf falling off a building right onto me.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Then I trip on your corpse, falling off the street off the cliff and impale myself on a rock, killing me.

I get killed by tripping on Chir' dead body.

 

[Animus Viral]

lack of sanitary of the dead bodies kills me


i die

 

[Streyll]

Someone throws your body on top of me, and I suffocate.

I suffocate because of a dead body that someone threw on me.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

And they then proceed to collect all the dead bodies and bury me under them.

I get buried alive by all the dead bodies.

 

[Streyll]

I was the one that buried them, and I get executed for burying you with them.

I turn up a thermostat.

 

[Ivyss]

You turn it up too much and I die of heat.

I die of heat.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

And since no one else bothered to turn it down, they leave it be, making me die of heat too.

There's now two bodies of creatures dead of heat.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I try to turn down the thermostat, and end up making it too cold, causing me to die of hypothermia.

Now it's too cold.

 

[Streyll]

I look around and say it's fine, then someone shoots me.

I get shot for saying it's not too cold.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

That person gets shot by a replacement me, and then both die of the cold.

At least four corpses have been made from the cold.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I crank up the temperature, then get killed for trying to NOT kill.

I get killed for making temperature temperate.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

It's too hot for me and I die.

I'm stuck late for a meeting.

 

[XtroyX0r]

You end up being so angry at being stuck late for a meeting that you murder the nearest person to you, which happens to be me.

I freeze myself.

 

[Streyll]

I was standing too close to you, and get partly frozen as well. I then die of the cold.

I "accidentally" cause a burning log to fall out of a fireplace.

 

[Ivyss]

It hits me, I get set on fire, and burn to death.

I burn to death.