Bed_breaker117 The Destroyer Mar 3, 2021 #3,461 I am sitting next you and the plant falls on my head I am making some pretty cool drawing of a plant.
I am sitting next you and the plant falls on my head I am making some pretty cool drawing of a plant.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 3, 2021 #3,462 I'm distracted watching you draw I fail to notice the car about to hit me. I should be sleeping right now but I'm not.
I'm distracted watching you draw I fail to notice the car about to hit me. I should be sleeping right now but I'm not.
Flask & Vella the Latias Terrarian Mar 3, 2021 #3,463 You doze off asleep while I'm getting killed by dragons. I'm getting killed by dragons since I'm a natural prey to them.
You doze off asleep while I'm getting killed by dragons. I'm getting killed by dragons since I'm a natural prey to them.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 3, 2021 #3,464 And I get accused of it because I'm a dragon, and I get a death sentence. I get falsely executed.
Streyll Golem Mar 3, 2021 #3,465 Someone then blames me for your execution, and I get executed as well. I turn a furnace off, then turn it on again.
Someone then blames me for your execution, and I get executed as well. I turn a furnace off, then turn it on again.
Streyll Golem Mar 3, 2021 #3,467 You fall asleep while flying, and crash into me, killing me. I get killed by a dragon crashing into me.
You fall asleep while flying, and crash into me, killing me. I get killed by a dragon crashing into me.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 3, 2021 #3,468 The dragon was me, the crash broke my neck. I play Cyberpunk, and like it.
Doodles Plantera Mar 3, 2021 #3,469 I die from an inability to accept a different opinion. I do laundry.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 4, 2021 #3,470 You accidentally dumped in the washing machine along with the laundry. I feel bored.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 4, 2021 #3,472 You offer me a slice, it's poisoned. I get poisoned with pizza.
Streyll Golem Mar 4, 2021 #3,473 I forget it's poisoned, and then eat a piece and also die of poison. I close a sliding door.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 4, 2021 #3,474 I get caught in the door and sliced in two. I get sliced by a door.
Flask & Vella the Latias Terrarian Mar 4, 2021 #3,475 I was with you, and my body gets cleaved in half by the door. I take care of Fluttershy pets.
Ivyss Wall of Flesh Mar 4, 2021 #3,476 However you do so improperly and kill one. When asked what happened you blame me and I get killed. I get killed for something I didn't do.
However you do so improperly and kill one. When asked what happened you blame me and I get killed. I get killed for something I didn't do.
Streyll Golem Mar 5, 2021 #3,477 I try to defend you, but people then say that because I tried to help you I am also guilty, so I get executed. I read Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.
I try to defend you, but people then say that because I tried to help you I am also guilty, so I get executed. I read Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.
Flask & Vella the Latias Terrarian Mar 5, 2021 #3,478 I have read that earlier, so you kill me to claim the record for yourself. I get killed in order for Dragonwolf to preserve his record.
I have read that earlier, so you kill me to claim the record for yourself. I get killed in order for Dragonwolf to preserve his record.
Streyll Golem Mar 5, 2021 #3,479 Someone then finds out that I killed you, so I get executed for it. I read Animal Farm by George Orwell.
Someone then finds out that I killed you, so I get executed for it. I read Animal Farm by George Orwell.
Flask & Vella the Latias Terrarian Mar 5, 2021 #3,480 I get killed by the different Napoleon in the time you read about Animal Farms Napoleon cruelty. I attempt to muster my willpower.
I get killed by the different Napoleon in the time you read about Animal Farms Napoleon cruelty. I attempt to muster my willpower.