Ask a random blue slime anything!

[A blue slime]

Men, I have found a new discovery! I have learned that there were slimes before blue and green which are the oldest living slime species. Apparently slimes have been around since the primordial soup! I hereby dub these Primordial slimes! I also found there were ocean slimes which I call Marine Slimes. They lived before plants first came to land.

That's interesting,we have found some slime fossils around those areas,but we couldnt identify them.

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Um no. Sulfurous seas are more... recent. These slimes are at least 251 MY old. With my patented Fossil Date Finder, I have discovered that Marine Slimes first lived in the Ordovician, to the Triassic

Blue slime, describe the fossils and send em over

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

Hmm that’s interesting!

 

[A blue slime]

Um no. Sulfurous seas are more... recent. These slimes are at least 251 MY old. With my patented Fossil Date Finder, I have discovered that Marine Slimes first lived in the Ordovician, to the Triassic

Blue slime, describe the fossils and send em over

Its extremely hard and transparent,it has a slight glow of a strange yellow color, it's non flammable,it breaks our slime tech,and it's embedded into a hard rock.

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Okay, do you know how old it is?

 

[A blue slime]

Okay, do you know how old it is?

It breaks our tech, and give us errors,so I have no way to know

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Hmm, it seems to be some sort of ghost slime. If my fossil date finder is correct, then this is from the waters of the Triassic, But it died out before the end of the period. Seems it ran out of food when it went extinct

 

[Icouldnotthinkofausername]

Why do slimes drop paper airplanes

 

[A blue slime]

Why do slimes drop paper airplanes

I have no idea.

 

[Icouldnotthinkofausername]

Where did king slime get the ninja

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Probably a ninja tried to fight him but failed.

 

[Icouldnotthinkofausername]

Why does queen Slime drop the Crystal assassin set?

 

[Crystal King]

I know a lot about slimes myself, as i have a fareley big ranch at home, but is there any chance you and slimes at the far far ranch are related?

 

[Crystal King]

Where did king slime get the ninja

Probably a ninja tried to fight him but failed.

Actually, its because they were controlled by ninjas that fased into them, but the ninjas eventually got stuck. This is from a lore video.

 

[𝕺𝖒𝖊𝖓]

r u hamburger
can i get burger king foot lettuce from u
and do u have fries

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

I know a lot about slimes myself, as i have a fareley big ranch at home, but is there any chance you and slimes at the far far ranch are related?

Ah the Far Far Range, I’ve been there before, very pretty. Also, those slimes and our slimes share 0% genetic code. They are on different planets, have a different anatomy, and so much more

 

[A blue slime]

Why does queen Slime drop the Crystal assassin set?

She loves crystals,and she must have gotten some of it stuck inside her,and it formed into an armour,that's my theory,we don't know much about our new queen

I know a lot about slimes myself, as i have a fareley big ranch at home, but is there any chance you and slimes at the far far ranch are related?

Yes,we are related in a way,I've met them before and we have a little bit of things that prove we are related, I like those slimes, they are always happy,except for when those damn Tarrs are around.

r u hamburger
can i get burger king foot lettuce from u
and do u have fries

No

 

[𝕺𝖒𝖊𝖓]

No

aw...
but i want burger king foot lettuce!

 

[Kiddles]

If a slime eats too many beans, will it get gas really bad?

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

They don’t have a digestive system like you or me, instead they absorb things by trapping them inside of their bodies and use enzymes to break them down into nutrients