Humorous Bad Pun Thread

[TobyJ]

Wow 18 replies in around an hour in a half that's quite 'Egg'ceptional

You're not egging me on, are you?

 

[runner2001jph]

No I'm not! If you start attacking me with puns I might need 'Emote'ional support

 

[TobyJ]

No I'm not! If you start attacking me with puns I might need 'Emote'ional support

that wasn't even emotely funny

 

[Murphmario]

True. It was so gnat 'paw'fully honey.

 

[Zomboss9000]

well ain't this a PUNderful predicament
[doublepost=1493656330,1493656310][/doublepost]Tigers have real PURRsonality

 

[Zomboss9000]

I baked you a pie!
Oh boy what flaver?
PIE FLAVER!

 

[Evilgrapez]

Robin asks "Batman! What's your favorite color?"

"Gray, son!"

I'm sorry.

 

[Alamandra Vonn Pravus]

rock puns let's go
When I drop my Gneiss puns, I'll also drop the Mica.

 

[Chuggs Gaming]

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world!

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

yall hear abt the cheese factory explosion? Nothing was left but da brie *ba dum tsss*

 

[Goozma]

What is a skeletons favourite instrument? The trombone!
That was a real ribtickler!
I don't care if my jokes are bad, I don't have the backbone to care!

 

[summonerhonestlyisntbad🪓]

What is a skeletons favourite instrument? The trombone!
That was a real ribtickler!
I don't care if my jokes are bad, I don't have the backbone to care!

ya just stole a joke i put on another thread like 30 seconds ago. ill rip out your bones to the tibia toes

 

[Goozma]

I didn't see that thread I was just listening to the song "To the bone" (Sans)

Spoiler: Here's proof

Anyways I don't have the spine to care
Also do you have a bone to pick with me?