Corrupt a Wish

[Bed_breaker117]

you do not specify so the mods lock one rando thread.


I wish to have a bad day

 

[Dapling]

You stub your toe. So badly that every pane of glass on earth shatters due to your screams in pain.

I wish for among us memes to die.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

they are now dead,but amogus memes are all the rage

I wish erase existnce completely

 

[Streyll]

Granted. Existnce is erased. Existence is fine though.

I wish to get more sleep.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

you die.so you basically sleep forever

 

[COOKl]

You wish for nothing, and therefore everything becomes nothing.

I wish to get better at art

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but now you never have enough time to actually do any art.

I wish for more dragons.

 

[Yoop90-]

you get the dragons but they kill you

i wish for a pen

 

[Ivyss]

You get stabbed in the eye with a pen.

I wish for my life to make sense.

 

[Simple🌳]

Granted, but every day will be uneventful.

I wish that the ocean is clean.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, now all the trash is on the streets instead.
(So only difference is it makes sense.)
I wish for the thread in forum games with the highest post count at the moment of me typing this to get locked for being a spam thread.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but the mods also decide to get rid of the entire forum games section as well.

I wish to have less anxiety.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you have depression instead.

I wish I wasn't failing at everything.

 

[Yoop90-]

you succeed at everything but surpass all others and start to make lots of enemies

i wish to git gud

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, nothing happens because "git gud" is not a proper sentence (or whatever) in any known language.
(Jokes on you, I'll just succeed at dealing with the enemies since I succeed at EVERYTHING.)
I wish to know the highest natural point near my location.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but you have no way of reaching it.

I wish time would stop causing problems.

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted but time also stops so everyone freezes forever

I wish for sleep

 

[Simple🌳]

Granted, but you'll be late for school the next day

I wish I could live long enough to see Mars become a habitable planet.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, you become immortal, but now have depression, so you will be depressed for eternity.

I wish for more time.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it's taken from the amount of time you have left to live.

I wish the collapse of society but with the internet still functioning without issues it didn't have before.