Corrupt a Wish

[Streyll]

Granted, but now everyone is hunting you down to get your computer.

I wish for more dragons.

 

[Ivyss]

You get more, but not enough.

I wish for everything I currently want to happen, to happen.

 

[Dapling]

Your wish is granted, however everything you didn’t want to happen also happened.

I wish for the number 6 to be legally classified as a vowel.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but every other number also becomes a vowel, and every vowel becomes a number.

I wish I had more time to practice art.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Granted, but you will have to practice forever and if you don't you will die.

 

[Dapling]

ERR: 404, WISH NOT FOUND, TERMINATING UNIVERSE.

1 w1sh f0r n6mb3rs t0 b3 n6mb3rs 2nd n0t v0w3ls

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Numbers no longer exist.

I wish to stop forgetting things.

 

[Dapling]

Your wish . . .
?
What were we talking about again?


I wish for a small, white, dog.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. The dog steals everything you own, and runs off.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, you still need to spend several hours not moving, your eyes just don't have to be open.

I wish I had a London Fog tea.

 

[Ivyss]

Because I don't know much about teas, you get a mug full of fog from London.

I wish people would stop having expectations for me that I can't meet.

 

[Dapling]

Granted. They don’t have any expectations of you at all, so they treat you like dirt.

I wish reality would glitch in any way, positive or negative.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. It glitches in such a way that nothing changes.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

 

[Icyfoe88]

Granted. You know what your purpose is but you find your purpose depressing.

I wish Dr. Doofenshmirtz was here so we could discuss how similar this is to genie magic.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but someone presses the self destruct you now somehow have.

I wish the earth was different in such a way that timezones don't exist.

 

[My name is]

Now the earth is flat and everyone falls off it.

I wish i could be a orange too.

 

[Ivyss]

You get dropped in a vat of orange paint.

I wish this headache would go away.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. You no longer have a head.

I wish I had more time to do things.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you don't have motivation to do them though.

I wish I had motivation and time to do both what I need to and what I want to.

 

[Doodles]

Granted, but now many people frequently come to you for help due to your extreme skill in completing tasks.

I wish that stupid things would stop happening to me.