Corrupt the Wish!

[Cubic.]

Our wish is ours to keep *I eat the cheese, and die of eating bubbles*

I wish for DELTARUNE.

 

[Animus Viral]

You also get ten thousand bugs.

I wish for you to

Not with me tho, nor any of my belongings nor any of my body parts including soul and spirit.

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep *you die of eating, yep, bubbles*

I wish to become

 

[Animus Viral]

You become crap.

I wish for cheese to look at and be cursed.

 

[Cubic.]

It is so. *you die of eating cheese that is cursed to turn into bubbles upon getting eaten*

I wish I wasn't so addicted to people dying of eating bubbles

 

[Animus Viral]

cheese to look at

YOU FREAKING MESSED UP.

I wish for cheese to look at and be cursed. AND NOT EATING M8.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

YOU FREAKING MESSED UP.

I wish for cheese to look at and be cursed. AND NOT EATING M8.

Granted, you die from cheese staring, which is the curse.


I wish to have more plushies.

 

[Animus Viral]

granted,They explode.

I wish for a actual existence

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Granted, existence is actual. And bread too.

I wish to have plushies

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. But their the horror-movie kind that kill you.

I wish for more days of spring break.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get more days of getting broken in Spring.

I wish for a pen to throw at my enemies and not kill me.

 

[razorbladetyphoonbest]

Granted but ur enemies get pissed and pull out a gun then you know what happened...

I wish for a pet moon lord that wont kill me even in a life threatening situation

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, Supreme Calamitas also comes but she can kill you.

I wish for Auric Tesla Armor that I can wear and isn't fake. And is exactly like Yharim's version of it.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you get it after you die.

I wish to cease to exist.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, your body ceases to exist.

I wish options and choices ceased to exist.

 

[Ivyss]

They already have for me.

I wish I could feel happiness.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you are given a stimulant that gives you euphoria for 3 seconds.

I wish to become blind and then wander into a minefield to get blown up.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but the mines only contain the cure for blindness and do no harm to you. No, you don't get to keep the cure.

I wish to die and never come back to life.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you die and never come back, but a clone of you was made before that.

I wish for a hammer to fall on me.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it doesn't even hurt.
(You just made it even better by removing the downside of people being sad due to me dying.)
I wish my life wasn't such a mess.