Corrupt the Wish!

[Anth7150]

Granted, all os phones no longer exist


I wish that Terraria had an official 3D version of itself

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but it's absolute crap, and spends the next few console generations trying and failing to get a good 3D game, only occasionally succeeding.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[Anth7150]

Granted, you've gotten the smallest computer ever with a touch screen


I wish I was back home, away from school

 

[Sock_Bunny]

You're back home, away from school, However, everyone from school is at your house, and doing normal-school stuff.

EDIT: I wish for aliens from planet SWAG to stop the war with planet 1337

 

[Anth7150]

You're back home, away from school, However, everyone from school is at your house, and doing normal-school stuff.

You forgot to add your wish
[DOUBLEPOST=1444333732,1444333444][/DOUBLEPOST]Wish granted, the aliens have stopped there war by changing there planet names to "planet wag" and "planet 1338"


I wish games were more glitchy

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but they're game-breaking glitches that are really annoying.
I wish the world of Elite: Dangerous were the real world.

 

[Tetrazile]

Granted, but it is in the second earth where it is attacking our earth.

I wish for 1000 Dollar.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but there are no 'dollar' currency when it comes to plurals so the money is useless.
Did you mean 'Dollars'?

 

[Popmen]

you didn't wish

 

[Ivyss]

neither did you.

I wish the two above had wished for something.

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but they've already been corrupted.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[Abandoned Philosophy]

The hell am I supposed to corrupt a corrupted wish? Oh wait.
Wish granted. I because it's already corrupted?

I wish for a duck.

 

[Popmen]

granted, but it is mutated and has 999 unvingintillion legs

I wish for spaghetti and meatballs to be blue

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Granted but they turn back into their original colors.
I wish for 5 working computers

 

[Popmen]

Granted, but they have nuclear launch codes and are sending nukes to your house
I want a watermelon gun so I can conquer the world

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Granted but the watermelon gun blows up.
I wish this wish isn't corrupted

 

[Popmen]

Granted, but what wish did you wish for to not be corrupted
I wish I had a nuclear pie that doesn't do any negative things

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Granted but I threw it on to the ground.
I wish I ruled the universe.

 

[Popmen]

granted, but it is a universe of all negative things
I wish daderpycoolguy didn't exist so he couldn't reply after this

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Granted but I did.
I wish your avatar wasnt a toxic sludge