W32Coravint
Terrarian
Alchemies
AK-47 && Speakonia USB && Gold Ingot && Essence of Microsoft Sam = Golden ROFL-47 (Level 10, 8/11)
Standard Battle Android && V3 Kanon Figurine = Battle Vocaloid Kanon (Level 16, 4/17)
Standard Battle Android && V3 Anon Figurine = Battle Vocaloid Anon (Level 16, 4/17)
Illuminati Confirmatum && (Recreate: Loominarty 420) = The Illuminator (Level 20, 9/21)
Charges
Soistjassénta (23/100)
The SCP Battalion (44/50)
la .lojban. (20/50) (+6 all from Compensation)
+3 GoldenReady
707
About one hundred and forty large marble slabs fall onto the battlefield's center, crushing random players. Four ethereal figures materialize and reconfigure the marble slabs into four two-slab-tall walls, effortlessly moving the heavy slabs as if they were weightless. The figures step over to a portion of the wall and begin hauling the wall's constituent slabs to just behind the walls, or where they used to be, four at a time until each has hauled three groups. They then split the next group among themselves, one of them grabbing an extra slab from the segment next to it.
They perform an intricate ritual, with many steps. One of them picks up a tile and hurls it into the center. The next player grabs another slab and hurls a different one into the center. This continues until one of them stops, walks over to the center and pulls a slab back to his area. He calls something in an eldritch language. Two other slabs fall over, revealing that all three bear identical strange engravings on one side.
The ritual again continues until another figure calls something and all his slabs fall over. The players inspect his slabs and return, satisfied, and shove all the remaining walls into the center, mixing the slabs together, repeating the ritual from there.
The ritual repeats another 15 times before ending.
Finally, one of them ascends, speaking. Everyone hears it in the language they are most fluent in.
"Eldritch Mahjong."
"The only way to ascend to godhood in Plane 5096."
"I have won against three of my fellows in this ritual. Now you, Oblivion."
"You shall explode."
Oblivion promptly explodes.
AK-47 && Speakonia USB && Gold Ingot && Essence of Microsoft Sam = Golden ROFL-47 (Level 10, 8/11)
Standard Battle Android && V3 Kanon Figurine = Battle Vocaloid Kanon (Level 16, 4/17)
Standard Battle Android && V3 Anon Figurine = Battle Vocaloid Anon (Level 16, 4/17)
Illuminati Confirmatum && (Recreate: Loominarty 420) = The Illuminator (Level 20, 9/21)
Charges
I. IWAY ROFL-47 (8/11 -> 0/26) + Handheld Orbital ROFL Laser (0/16 -> 0/26) + The Hearing Test (0/26) + The Error Generator (0/13 -> 0/26) = Soistjassénta /swaːstjʌssəntʌ/ - TTS Universe
II. Proof of Providence (1/1 -> 9/21 -> 0/26) + Dankest Dagger (0/16 -> 0/26) + Rekt (0/26) + One True Dorito (0/26) = Kjasztásjísér /kjʌɕtæɕɪsəɾ/ - MLG Memes
III. The Exclamatory Brewery (0/26) + Polyparenthesis (0/26) + Godslash (0/26) + Omniscience Plus (0/26) = Netjákkesztaskar /netjækeɕtʌskʌɾ/ - NetHack
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II. Proof of Providence (1/1 -> 9/21 -> 0/26) + Dankest Dagger (0/16 -> 0/26) + Rekt (0/26) + One True Dorito (0/26) = Kjasztásjísér /kjʌɕtæɕɪsəɾ/ - MLG Memes
III. The Exclamatory Brewery (0/26) + Polyparenthesis (0/26) + Godslash (0/26) + Omniscience Plus (0/26) = Netjákkesztaskar /netjækeɕtʌskʌɾ/ - NetHack
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Soistjassénta (23/100)
The SCP Battalion (44/50)
la .lojban. (20/50) (+6 all from Compensation)
+3 GoldenReady
707
About one hundred and forty large marble slabs fall onto the battlefield's center, crushing random players. Four ethereal figures materialize and reconfigure the marble slabs into four two-slab-tall walls, effortlessly moving the heavy slabs as if they were weightless. The figures step over to a portion of the wall and begin hauling the wall's constituent slabs to just behind the walls, or where they used to be, four at a time until each has hauled three groups. They then split the next group among themselves, one of them grabbing an extra slab from the segment next to it.
They perform an intricate ritual, with many steps. One of them picks up a tile and hurls it into the center. The next player grabs another slab and hurls a different one into the center. This continues until one of them stops, walks over to the center and pulls a slab back to his area. He calls something in an eldritch language. Two other slabs fall over, revealing that all three bear identical strange engravings on one side.
The ritual again continues until another figure calls something and all his slabs fall over. The players inspect his slabs and return, satisfied, and shove all the remaining walls into the center, mixing the slabs together, repeating the ritual from there.
The ritual repeats another 15 times before ending.
Finally, one of them ascends, speaking. Everyone hears it in the language they are most fluent in.
"Eldritch Mahjong."
"The only way to ascend to godhood in Plane 5096."
"I have won against three of my fellows in this ritual. Now you, Oblivion."
"You shall explode."
Oblivion promptly explodes.
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