Casual Favourite quote?

[The Bumstickler]

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -The all Powerful Cave Johnson

 

[Jeckel]

One that makes me laugh every time I hear it:

"Quoth the quote, unquote Ravens, quote, unquote Nevermore." Swamp of the Ravens - Rifftrax - Mike J. Nelson

 

[JoeReturns]

One that makes me laugh every time I hear it:

"Quoth the quote, unquote Ravens, quote, unquote Nevermore." Swamp of the Ravens - Rifftrax - Mike J. Nelson

What does that even mean?

 

[Jeckel]

It is part of a bit that Mike, Kevin, and Bill (of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame) do during their riff of Swamp of the Ravens, the basic premise being that the ravens in the movie are actually crows, hence they are "ravens" (ie quote, unquote ravens) and they are quoting the famous Poe poem (ie quote, unquote nevermore). It admittedly doesn't make a lot of sense out of context, but watch the riff and it makes complete sense.

 

[JoeReturns]

It is part of a bit that Mike, Kevin, and Bill (of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame) do during their riff of Swamp of the Ravens, the basic premise being that the ravens in the movie are actually crows, hence they are "ravens" (ie quote, unquote ravens) and they are quoting the famous Poe poem (ie quote, unquote nevermore). It admittedly doesn't make a lot of sense out of context, but watch the riff and it makes complete sense.

I want to watch the riff now

 

[Toxic]

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf the Grey

 

[Palkia the living Palkia]

There are two things that will never end, Human stupidity and the universe

-Albert Einstein

I like this quote only because of The Human Stupidity part.

 

[theclownfish II]

''your too slow'' -sonic

 

[Palkia the living Palkia]

Another one:

"you're my ing friend"
-Some on the internet

 

[darthmorf]

"I'm batman"

-Thank you.

 

[Conjo344]

"What if life is just one really long dream?" -PressFartToContinue, 2014.

 

[Palkia the living Palkia]

"What if life is just one really long dream?" -PressFartToContinue, 2014.

Nice! Sounds really cool!

 

[Demopan]

"If you say you have a shank the only people who will mess with you are people who actually have shanks." ~ Me

".... But getting there isn't the hard part; It's letting go." ~ Father Ellijah, Fallout New Vegas

 

[Gotcha!]

Only one? Hmm... tough one.

I'm going for "Do not do unto others what you do not want others do unto you."
The Golden Rule. World would be a lot better off if more people followed it.

 

[lolali]

advienne que pourra

Basically, it means that what will happen will happen and its useless to worry too much about it

 

[6359_]

"Clumps of earth are connected"
Srs, does anyone remember this?

 

[Mic.]

"Humans are like monkeys,with hammers banging on nukes because we like the sound it makes"
-I think I came up with it...

 

[totallydeadaccountdude]

"Suckin' at somethin', is the first step to being sorta good at somethin'." -Jake the Dog

 

[aWolfen]

If any of you quote anything from anyone from MGR:R, I will laugh at you.
Now then.

"I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!" - Zero

 

[Techhunter_Talon]

Aside from the two in my signature, here is a few more.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, EVERYONE DIES!" -Freeman's Mind

"Through hypnotic suggestion and a shotgun I managed to convince all these people they were dead." -Freeman's Mind

"I'm a scientist with a shotgun. I'm unstoppable." -Freeman's Mind.

"We are all chalk lines on the concrete. Drawn only to be washed away. For the time I have been given, I am what I am." -Five Finger Death Punch

"Sometimes the mind bends and twists to deal with horrors of reality. I guess my mind bent so much it snapped in two." Mr. Grimm (Twisted Metal: Black)