Finest Quotes

[Blood Crawler]

"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and all they stink"
-Some guy from hearthstone forums i don't rember the name of

 

[DoctorMcDerp]

"Be wary of the difference between neutrality and bending to a greater will."
- Me watching some very politically charged stuff occurring

 

[Augustulus]

''House.''
- Otto Von Bismarck

 

[Ivyss]

"Life's a subscription service, and suicide is canceling the subscription."
-Something I just thought of as a possible quote for a character

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
—the sound of pain from characters on TCFRP

 

[francisbaud]

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. -Henry Ford

 

[deletedaccount12]

"SUFFER ME NOW!" -Celebrimbor from Middle Earth: Shadow of War

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

"We haven't had non-human participants since the politicians special"
— Alexander Armstrong, 2020 (On Pointless Celebrities, talking to Hacker the Dog from CBBC)

 

[Blood Crawler]

"They can but they can't hide, i'm gonna get them balls tonight!"
- Sticky Balls Intro (Gizmondo)

 

[DoctorMcDerp]

"Good is too high a mark, one that we may never feel we've reached, regardless of accomplishments. Don't strive to be good. Just strive to be better."
- Me at 4 am trying to come up with inspirational stuff to diffuse certain situations

 

[deletedaccount12]

"Cowbean"-me while completely sober, don't do drugs kids

 

[Blood Crawler]

"You're winner"
- Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

 

[DoctorMcDerp]

"Trust me there's no way they can hit us from here..."
- a teammate moments from death

 

[Diamond the Piplup Ω]

"The worst lie you can tell me is that you never cried during a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon ending."
- Yours Truly.

 

[Sciffles]

"When life gives you lemons,
don't make lemonade and sell the lemons"

-Bill Gates 2020 (This is fake if anyone was asking)

 

[XtroyX0r]

"Deep down inside, we all just want to dab." ~ Me

 

[doremi。]

"It really do be like that sometimes"

M&M's Dr. Phil 2017

 

[The Owler]

"The Universe is infinite, as is our curiosity to explore and discover it."
- Me

 

[deletedaccount12]

"Shut up before I make you have an irrational fear of eggs."
-Some post on r/RareInsults

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

"Gloves are just hand socks."
-Some post on r/showerthoughts