Finest Quotes

"Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratied"
-Peter Chimera
 
"It's alright until the trees show up" - some random enraged player during a pumpkin moon
 
"We are genuinely concerned that we will run out of cheese!" every cheezit ad ever
 
"We are not starting a raid over bulges." -The chief person from Spider Man PS4
 
"No, it's a wegrane." -communist doctor
 
"Wait, it feels a bit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
-Chir', realizing he's on fire
 
"Take a shower??? Oh, you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks, that's gay." -kaijuno
 
"What do you get when you combine baking and violence? A clown, that's what!"
- My lame attempt at a joke, that I totally didn't just think up on the spot
 
"What is an inline spoiler?"
-Me, trying to figure out what you did in that last post
 
Murphmario said:
"What do you get when you combine baking and violence? A clown, that's what!"
- My lame attempt at a joke, that I totally didn't just think up on the spot
"No you get cookie clicker but more addictive and chaotic."
- Me, IDK what I'm doing.
 
"Horrible... Terrible... VE-GE-TABLE"
– Unknown
 
They told me not to give up on my dreams... so I went back to sleep
 
They told me laughter was the best medicine. Lies. Laughter won't help me walk again.
 
''Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem. '' - Joseph Stalin
 
I have a very relatable quote.

"You think I have a mouth!? I'M A WHEEL OF CHEESE!" -cheezit ad that I see everywhere and can't get out of my mind
 
Why have my arms and legs switched places?

- Richard Nixon during the battle of Trafalgar
 
"You an egg?" shakespeare
 
"A small price to pay for salvation."
-Me, leaving my 4 year old brother home alone so I can play video games at my friends house.
 
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