If Off-Topic were a spaceship, what part of the crew would you be?

[billynoise]

Imagine that all of Off-Topic was a big spaceship traveling through space, and everyone reading this post was a part of it's crew. What role would you have?

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

The Guy That Dies In The First Episode.

 

[Ivyss]

The one people are pretty sure is part of the other ship's crew.

 

[Sigma90]

Knowing my luck, I'd be a red shirt.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

The guy that looks at memes the whole time. I don't care if that's not a valid role, that's what my role would be.

 

[Gotcha!]

I'd probably be standing at the space station's docks, where the ship left one hour ago.
Then I'd go back to my room, read my intergalactic e-mail and see the message my captain sent me:

"You're fired."

Damn alarm clock.

 

[Yello_X]

I would be this background character, completely unimportant for the first half of our trip, then my skills become necessary to survive in outer space.
Seems legit.

 

[Mainia]

I'd probably be the guy that spends all his time in the holodeck running some very questionable programs...

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

The janitor

 

[Gotcha!]

The janitor

That's a brave job to pick. You could end up saving the universe multiple times.

 

[Animus Viral]

THE LORDE
I don't care if that isn't a role, I'm THE LORDE.

 

[MACMAN2003]

The guy that comes out of cryo every now and then.

 

[World's biggest...]

I'm the stowaway that hides in the hold among the crates of space cocaine sippin on pineapple juice.

This is my first off-topic post and I have already turned the ship into a smuggling operation.

 

[4chan]

That guy.

 

[Crimsion_Mc_Black]

The guy thats the only one that knows how to deal with dangerous situations

 

[Alamandra Vonn Pravus]

i'm that dude who does nothing all day and only helps out when needed

from time to time i'll enter a room and make some cynical remark about something stupid someone did back in the triassic era or something and then proceed to laugh until i have a brain aneurysm

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

the one that is randomly looking at the earth and guessing countries.
If not valid I say the one that guy who helps each others or only petting his cat

 

[DeadlySoul]

The guy that will kill the captain for the role of the captain.

 

[computerfan0]

That guy who brings a mechanical worm on board to cause chaos.