If Off-Topic were a spaceship, what part of the crew would you be?

billynoise

billynoise

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Imagine that all of Off-Topic was a big spaceship traveling through space, and everyone reading this post was a part of it's crew. What role would you have?
 
I'd probably be standing at the space station's docks, where the ship left one hour ago.
Then I'd go back to my room, read my intergalactic e-mail and see the message my captain sent me:

"You're fired."

Damn alarm clock.
 
I would be this background character, completely unimportant for the first half of our trip, then my skills become necessary to survive in outer space.
Seems legit.
 
I'd probably be the guy that spends all his time in the holodeck running some very questionable programs...
 
Huzbubber Tim said:
The janitor
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That's a brave job to pick. You could end up saving the universe multiple times.
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i'm that dude who does nothing all day and only helps out when needed

from time to time i'll enter a room and make some cynical remark about something stupid someone did back in the triassic era or something and then proceed to laugh until i have a brain aneurysm
 
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