Kyouko Tsukino
Steampunker
All this talk about futuristic games makes me want to have a Tribe's Ascension / Quake like game where you jump around with a dubstep gun and have to shoot along with the beat.
Someone already tried that. Don't remember the name of the game, but I saw it floating around Steam's F2P section.
Anyhow... Jumping? "OMG U BUNNYHOPPER LERN 2 PLAY!"
Wonder how many players will blame Quake Online for their lack of understanding of what the spacebar should be used for.