RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[Azu]

lead stuff doesnt give you lead poisoning.
fish can fly, but only in rain.
goldfish are bipedal, but only in rain.
a giant brain controls giant eyes.

What else would control them?

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

What else would control them?

more than two giant eyes, and they float.

 

[Cubicality]

Iron robots drop golden metal. And they have souls.

 

[Scironex]

Iron robots drop golden metal. And they have souls.

What exactly makes you think that they're made out of iron? Also, "souls" seems to be a metaphorical name for some sort of energy core.

 

[Cubicality]

What exactly makes you think that they're made out of iron? Also, "souls" seems to be a metaphorical name for some sort of energy core.

They look like it...

 

[Scironex]

They look like it...

They look plated to me. That is to say, whatever the material is, it's only on the surface. Hell, I could see someone saying that it's just painted.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

They look plated to me. That is to say, whatever the material is, it's only on the surface. Hell, I could see someone saying that it's just painted.

It's just painted

This one is less about being illogical and more just ironic, but the cursed flames spell (made from souls of night) creates way more light than it's hallowed counterpart, the crystal storm (which is made from souls of light).

 

[Cubicality]

A good one- apparently padding increases damage...
The Twins have more defense in their second stage than in their first one.

 

[LerterManLOZ 2]

A good one- apparently padding increases damage...
The Twins have more defense in their second stage than in their first one.

umm maybe because they are made of "metal" in their second form

 

[Cubicality]

umm maybe because they are made of "metal" in their second form

But, you see them throw away all the flesh covering. RE-Logic!

 

[LerterManLOZ 2]

But, you see them throw away all the flesh covering. RE-Logic!

true

 

[Firearrow15]

You can fire musket balls out of a semiautomatic machine gun.

In fact, you can fire any bullet from any gun.

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

wood armor (spooky wood) gives you more defense than a metal armor set.

 

[Scironex]

wood armor (spooky wood) gives you more defense than a metal armor set.

That wood is also dropped from surprisingly durable wood sprites. Magic.

 

[Techno Mancer]

Fish only appear when this crazy fisherman kid tells you to fetch them

 

[suprman1114]

Golem dropping the Picksaw. Like, HOW?!

 

[PTpirahna]

a coin of gold is worth more than multiple bars of gold.

Tons of gold furniture is worth almost nothing.

 

[Scironex]

Tons of gold furniture is worth almost nothing.

They're cardboard standees. We've addressed this already.

 

[Lightmare Prime]

One gold bar sells for silver coins

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

when you kill a monster, they get to choose whether you can loot them or not.