IC Role Play - Calamity Adventure

*Notices. Cuz time paradoxes can make you sense temporal anomalies.*

"Two in the past... weeks. What is going on?"

 

((Then you would have sense Goldenstripe's arrival as well))

I close the portal and look around.

 

(Unfortunately, I don't have that power in actuality.)

 

*Looks at Goldenstripe*
"Huh? How did you get here?"

 

"That is something I cannot tell."

"Ah, there you are! I know you'd show up at some point in time!"

 

*Appears*
"So... You are the Doctor? source of those temporal fluctuations?"

 

"I am, Teadrunk Terrordax, and you need to stop drinking tea."

 

"I'm not tea drunk. I've just been in the laundry room."

 

((I originally read that as teardrunk.))

 

"Then what explains the spazzing out?"

 

"Time paradoxical energy that converges with other timelines that causes the meta universal state of my well being to be split between timelines so I can easily relive such events and sense temporal fluctuations but be completely helpless in altering them as I cannot time travel backwards, and that I can see a kaleidoscope of temporal probability with fluctuating range. I can also see that there are infinite alternate versions of me in infinite alternate dimensions answering your question with infinite variation."

 

(UftF:...………………….)

(UftF: )

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"This is why I wear a hood and an alias."

((Note: This isn't Hysteria!Alias.))

I leap through a portal, this one being a teleportation portal.

 

(If they are still a future version of Alias, interacting with their past selves should have already rekt the entire timeline.)

 

((IN my lore, a self-met paradox only occurs if both clients know for certain that they're seeing themselves. Only one does, so no paradox here.))

 

(At least you're not one of my game developers.)

 

(UftF: This is confusing. And I am confusion.)

 

(No... YOU'RE A WIZARD!!!)

 

(UftF: :O, I wonder if I can do magic?)

(UftF: Wingardium Leviosar!)

(*Nothing happens*)

(UftF: I think I said something wrong.)

 

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