IC Role Play - Calamity Adventure

[AlphaEspeon]

A lot.

You didn’t really give me a picture of Dart, so I didn’t know.

 

[Orifan1]

A lot.

You didn’t really give me a picture of Dart, so I didn’t know.

((theres literally one in my signature. under the "THE LAST POST WINS" banner))
I take a syringe full of painkillers, and inject it

Artheus teleported back
That was brainless eas- THE HELL?

"what?"
"Program... you cant run forever..."

 

[Godley]

"i... don't believe it! you guys beat goozma! you guys did it!!!"
"now, back to p-don."

 

[Murphmario]

"Program? You alright? I'm just now entering the main solar system."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*falls asleep, looks really cute*

 

[Murphmario]

*Lands the Space Fighter Craft, turns invisible, and heads to the base, turning visible once there*

 

[Orifan1]

"i... don't believe it! you guys beat goozma! you guys did it!!!"
"now, back to p-don."

"yea, all it took was a favor, and some deception. you cant see it but im being pinged like crazy right now for falsely claiming that the slime drops maiming strike"
meanwhile, on the IRC...
<mirage>: @program you ing theres no maiming strike anywhere what the hell
<rhino>: @program JFC im sick of people like you lying their asses off about drop rates
[insert a bunch of other IRC messages that ping program]

"Program? You alright? I'm just now entering the main solar system."

"yea, im... fine. everythings jus-"
"denial wont save you from the inevitable, program..."
"j-just fine! everything is just fine!"

 

[Godley]

*picks up goozma loot.
"anyone want weapons with the strength of supernovas?"
"i don't need it."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*telepathically to Murphmario* Hi. I’m in the medbay because I fell out of a tree and probably broke my arm and leg.

 

[Murphmario]

*Suddenly comes into the room Alpha is in*
"Here, have a healing potion."
*Makes Alpha drink a healing potion*

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*still sleeping*

 

[Orifan1]

"one of these days, we're gonna encounter a medical emergency that wont be solved by 'here, drink a potion'"
"is everyone here, yet?"
"program... lost entech property must always be returned..."

 

[Murphmario]

"It's not a 'cure-all' thing, it just heals 100 HP."

 

[Godley]

"one of these days, we're gonna encounter a medical emergency that wont be solved by 'here, drink a potion'"
"is everyone here, yet?"
"program... lost entech property must always be returned..."

my shield heals most common deseases and i have something to treat common plagues.

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*wakes up* Hi Murphmario. Also, I can feel my legs again.

 

[Orifan1]

"It's not a 'cure-all' thing, it just heals 100 HP."

"well i still dont approve of your usage of it as if it was a cure all thing!"

*wakes up* Hi Murphmario. Also, I can feel my legs again.

"are you able to walk without much pain?"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

Let me try. *gets up and walks* I can, but it hurts a bit.

 

[TheSpeluknerv3.6.5.8.6]

I would like to have OP stuff.
He says simply.

 

[Murphmario]

"Only if it can make a True Terra Blade. Because THAT'S something I would like to have back."

 

[Godley]

here.
*gaves a bunch of extremely op throwing weapons.