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*a guard was also confused, as they had taken 999 away from her* “uhhhhhhh, that’s a first. Has she ever been that happy before?”
 
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*a guard was also confused, as they had taken 999 away from her* “uhhhhhhh, that’s a first. Has she ever been that happy before?”
"Nope."
 
“That’s why then, if she’s never been that happy than that means it’s the after effects of a literal drug.”
 
“That’s why then, if she’s never been that happy than that means it’s the after effects of a literal drug.”
"Makes sense. We're literally using 999's gel to make anti-depressant drugs."
 
“we should have someone record the data. Since we’ve never used this on an SCP. This could fix the new one.”
(Correction: SCP-999 has been in many, many, MANY cross-tests. In fact, there was one where he managed to make SCP-682 (the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile) happy. So he has been used on an SCP before, numerous times.)
 
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*Angery*

*Wtf is wrong with that guy*

*Awkwardly existing*
 
Xaviers goes up ahead a bit further to check on if anything has happened to fhe comms before the rest of the group arrives.
 
*Clears throat*
"So uh...In order to equip a new glove, I need to die so I can go back to spawn and pick a new glove...And I can't seem to be able to reset in this place. So if I want to be more useful than being some kind of spy, I'm gonna have to find a way to get killed, without alerting the guards, preferably."
 
Vaalden would just look at SB rather like Syttian did.
"*Definitely needs some kind of proper mental check.*"
 
Agreed.
"Stop looking at me like that, this is like, really normal stuff..."
 
"None of the last few things you've said have made any sense."
 
"Ugh, of course it doesn't...What if I explained how my world works then? Would I all make more sense after that?"
 
"Or your world just won't make sense, but go ahead."
 
"Okay then, "
and so he explains the entirety of slap battles, which essentially boils down to 'have glove, hit people, get better glove, do tasks, get more gloves with cooler abillities, repeat.' Along with explaining some basic stuff like respawning.
 
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"Sounds like a horrible place to be."
 
"What? It's fun as hell!"
 
"*Yeah, maybe we would just... leave, slowly and quietly?*"
 
"*I dunno...He seems like he could be really useful.*"
 
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