The Last Post Wins!

[Banana_=P]

I breaketh thine rp posts!

WhOaH-

 

[Crimtane Shovel... TWO!!!]

WhOaH-

HAVE AT THEE

 

[Banana_=P]

HAVE AT THEE

AW HECK IDK EVEN HOW TO FIGHT BACK IN THIS CONTEXT-

 

[Crimtane Shovel... TWO!!!]

AW HECK IDK EVEN HOW TO FIGHT BACK IN THIS CONTEXT-

THATS BECAUSE YOU CANT! THIS IS A TEST, AND I ATE THE CHEAT SHEET!
MWEHEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[Esther]

Some swords would then materialise by Desire, slashing at them from above, behind, and to the side. Flaming, ghost swords.
Wisps of pirate laughter can be heard...
...

The boomerang begins circling out in a spiral.

<Who to summon next...>

As for this...
(D10: 8)
Desire reacts to this by summoning a small barrier to block the swords.
<...?>
I finally get up to join the fight...
only to get trapped in a mini sand tornado, then combo'd to hell and back with a Crystal Storm.

 

[Banana_=P]

THATS BECAUSE YOU CANT! THIS IS A TEST, AND I ATE THE CHEAT SHEET!
MWEHEHEHEHEHEHE

AW HECK-

As for this...
(D10: 8)
Desire reacts to this by summoning a small barrier to block the swords.
<...?>
I finally get up to join the fight...
only to get trapped in a mini sand tornado, then combo'd to hell and back with a Crystal Storm.

The swords bounce off, as the pirates fully materialise.
They then rush forward, as, being ghosts, they're incorporeal and can pass through the barrier. Pol then helps them be corporeal again as the ghost pirate behind Desire tries to tackle them to the ground.

 

[Crimtane Shovel... TWO!!!]

AW HECK-

TREMBLE BEFORE THE POWER OF TAKING 3 FLINTSTONES VITAMINS THIS MORNING!

 

[Esther]

AW HECK-


The swords bounce off, as the pirates fully materialise.
They then rush forward, as, being ghosts, they're incorporeal and can pass through the barrier. Pol then helps them be corporeal again as the ghost pirate behind Desire tries to tackle them to the ground.

(D10: 8 again.)
Desire teleports up to avoid the tackle, then throws some spikes directly down at the pirates.

*Kinda just commiting bullying on Esther at the moment*

 

[StrawberryStealer]

(uh, I generally consider defense rolls to be on well, defense, so a 2 here would mean Z gets thrown pretty damn hard)

(oh, oops)
(D10: 2)
Goddamn this place hates Z.
He gets put against the wall, damaging some of the interior electronics.

 

[Esther]

(oh, oops)
(D10: 2)
Goddamn this place hates Z.
He gets put against the wall, damaging some of the interior electronics.

(*Watches with concern*)
*Summons a new sand tornado to keep Esther trapped, but stops using the Crystal Storm*

 

[Sylv]

Just got c1 on my favorite Genshin character

 

[Esther]

Just got c1 on my favorite Genshin character

Huh

 

[StrawberryStealer]

damaging some of the interior electronics.

"Come on, those costed a fortune!"

 

[Sylv]

Huh

Very happy about that

 

[Esther]

Very happy about that

Makes sense

 

[Sylv]

I should start doing my daily commissions on Genshin again
Ganyu is coming to the banner again and I want to get her

 

[Esther]

*Has no context*

 

[Sylv]

You do daily commissions to get primogems and you need primos to wish on banners
Wishing is the easiest way to get characters

 

[Esther]

Mirror: huh

Spoiler: Progress on Phyllon's first design concept, need opinions

 

[Banana_=P]

(D10: 8 again.)
Desire teleports up to avoid the tackle, then throws some spikes directly down at the pirates.

Fun fact: They're still ghosts, so dealing with the spikes is as simple as becoming incorporeal again.

And then another portal opens up behind Desire, from which several... blood slashes are spat out at them.