The Last Post Wins!

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A postman comes,
He carries a parcel,
He lowers the parcel,
He knocks,
He waits,
You open the door,
The postman explains,
He gives the parcel,
You take the parcel,
He leaves,
You shut the door,
You look at the parcel,
You open the parcel,
The parcel is an entrance,
You look at that entrance,
You enter that entrance,
You go back for the label,
You take the label,
You enter with the label,
The parcel closes,
You start to hate gravity,
You have no light,
You can't read the label,
You feel something,
This parcel has candles,
You feel around,
You find a box of matches,
You can't see though,
You must light things up,
You must find the way out,
You work at the demolition site,
So you can open the matchbox,
You can open it in darkness,
Your work buddies despise you,
They say your not good enough,
They say you are not for the job,
Say you can't recognise stuff,
Like equipment you work with,
How foolish of them,
You can open matchboxes,
Even in darkness,
You must prove them wrong,
You open that box,
You light a match,
You can see,
Ha, they underestimate you,
But you can't hold that forever,
Lucky there's candles,
You light those candles,
That's better,
You can see,
*continuous sparks*
You read that label,
It's sent from your teammates,
From insulting work buddies,
It's about the new schematics,
*continuous sparks*
It's a test from them,
They still underestimate you,
You hate that label,
*continuous sparks*
You screw up that label,
You can deal with matches,
*continuous sparks*
Who do they think they are?
*continuous sparks*
You raise your candle and say over the sparks, "HEY YOU! I JUST LIT A CANDLE, AND NOW I'M GOING TO GET MY SELF OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I CAN SEE, AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AT WORK TOMORROW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF DEMOLITION, SINCE YOU'RE WRONG, I CAN RECOGNISE EQUIPMENT, I JUST LIT A MATCH, I JUST LIT A CANDLE, AND I CAN SEE MY WAY OUT OF HERE, SO I'M GOING TO GET OUT, AND TO ALL YOU UNDERESTIMATING FREAKS, YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT, HA, Wait hey buddies? This says it's for the new schematics tests, why did you send me a box of candles?"
*Inspects sizzling candle*
*something clicks in head*
" Hey, that's... Thats no candle! THAT'S A STICK OF DYNAMITE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

House explodes in distance,
Buddy 1 sighs to buddy 2,
Buddy 2 says told you so,
Buddy 1 calls 999,
999 saves the day,
Buddy 1 and 2 go to hospital,
They come to see you,
You leave with them,
It's your birthday,
You just want a cake,
You buy a cake,
You tell your guests:
"Right then, almost ready, just let me light them candles"
 
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