The Owler
Living Tree
TLPW. What's even the prize for winning anyway?
The Last Post Wins!
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Tibithia Σ
Plantera
You can't win.
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
From what I've heard, it ends with you committing suicide. They threaten you if you don't do it. That's why you should stay far, far away from these things.
Tibithia Σ
Plantera
No, it ends with the shutdown of the internet.
Tibithia Σ
Plantera
Because you'll have to do something productive afterwards.
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
The universe explodes
The Owler
Living Tree
That's inconvenient for me, considering most universes don't randomly self destruct by themselves. I will need to look further into this.
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
Is it a bug or a feature?
Yes.
Yes.
The Owler
Living Tree
I can tell you it is most definitely not a feature.
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
It is a feature, it was in the 2020 update. It's set to go off on December 31st, 2020.
The Owler
Living Tree
First of all, that's a myth. Second, who told you about that? Even if that were true, It shouldn't be the kind of information human minds could come up with.
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
When did I ever say I was human?
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
he did not get over it well.
The Owler
Living Tree
So you admit to being less then human? That doesn't change anything regardless.
Animus Viral
Torch God
well, i come back, and this is what i see?
great
great
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
Just kidding, I am a human.
You remember September 20, 2019? I got a lot of secret knowledge that day.
You remember September 20, 2019? I got a lot of secret knowledge that day.
The Owler
Living Tree
Who gave you this knowledge?
Akira Nishikiyama
Plantera
My alien bf gave me the knowledge as a thanks for freeing him.