What would you do if Terraria became real?
- Thread starter DestroyerOfTheDestroyer
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togofett
Terrarian
YES, YES!!!!!!!!!Tell everyone who doesn't know how to Terraria to go in the Dungeon and ignore the old man.
GravitronX
Skeletron Prime
Evil I would be a wanderer taking all that I could from those I happen to find traveling unless a deal could be struck for an alliance of sorts.
Also go to my stepdads house and grab his sniper rifle and crossbow (he hunts)
Also go to my stepdads house and grab his sniper rifle and crossbow (he hunts)
equazcion
Skeletron Prime
I've always had a thing for the Mechanic. I'm into cute tomboy chicks. I'd go rescue her from the Dungeon.
In real life I'm sure there would be a much more realistic reward for that. I mean, she was tied up in a dank hellhole surrounded by monsters, for god knows how long, then I show up in my shiny armor, rescue her, and build her a home -- and she thanks me by charging me for wire? C'mon. IRL we'd be going at it like rabbits.
In real life I'm sure there would be a much more realistic reward for that. I mean, she was tied up in a dank hellhole surrounded by monsters, for god knows how long, then I show up in my shiny armor, rescue her, and build her a home -- and she thanks me by charging me for wire? C'mon. IRL we'd be going at it like rabbits.
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Terrarian
Probably start to consider where my point of view is from as it sure isn't coming from my eyes.
While i try to join a town and start life as a miner.
Or maybe become a wire computer technician?
While i try to join a town and start life as a miner.
Or maybe become a wire computer technician?
DestroyerOfTheDestroyer
The Destroyer
I agree that that seems more realistic, but still dude... Dirty mind...
FlakMaster
The Destroyer
Eh, I'd be sceptical.
We're talking about humanity here, the only species that indulges in corruption and betrayal so much.
We're talking about humanity here, the only species that indulges in corruption and betrayal so much.
LoM2
Retinazer
You know, this guy is right.
Only people with axes could do anything... so... lumberjacks and serial killers. Great.
Oogie the Mutant Ninja
Duke Fishron
I have a bit of a crush on the guide. :$See? Told ya!
LoM2
Retinazer
First world problems: Having a crush on a 2d video game character who you need to kill in order for the game to progress.
Oogie the Mutant Ninja
Duke Fishron
I'm sorry! I just find him a little cute that's all...
Darthkitten
Paladin
Sidestep into the background and claim my rightful place as an unkillable god.
Erienna Nakagai
Empress of Light
Same, except my idea includes waiting for Halloween next year and making a ton of Pumpkin Pie for free.
Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl
Empress of Light
Luckily, my family owns like 5 axes, so I wouldn't have that problem
FlakMaster
The Destroyer
Funny story concerning axes actually. When I moved back to England, I had to wait for my stuff to arrive (like a month).
When it did arrive, it turns out they sent some gardening supplies that were there too. This included a sledgehammer and a hatchet. No idea how that went through customs.
When it did arrive, it turns out they sent some gardening supplies that were there too. This included a sledgehammer and a hatchet. No idea how that went through customs.
Erienna Nakagai
Empress of Light
We need more people for the Potato and/or Pie cause. Also, disappearing into the Corruption to hide would be pretty cool, but I would need bombs or a nightmare pick first...
