Insomnia can improve your math, as you spend all night calculating how many hours of sleep you'll salvage if you fell asleep right now. 
Commander Crocket
Old Man 28 From Palace of Justice
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Behold, the Bastion prototype!
...and that's the last time I try to test Captain Falcon's patellar reflex.
@[12275Qui Devorat] and I after a long day. 
Reaper mains when they lose a match -
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instincts kick in.
So, a jumper cable walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
7/11 was a part-time job
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Just went to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
"Maybe... with what little power I have... I can save some high quality rips to my PC." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3U7Bq7pQs0
When I look back, I see how far I've come... and the fact that most, if not all of the 11,000 likes I have to my name is due to
posting
There's an old folk legend that states that if you're unable to go to sleep, it's because you are wide awake in somebody else's dream...
What utter bollocks today's 'much anticipated' Death Battle turned out to be. [cont'd] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8EnpEQMsY
Something I don't tell most people is that I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, but then I was born, and everything was easier.
Unboxed two Strange Flair!'s a while ago, and decided to apply this decal to one of them.
If every day is a gift from God, then I'll be sure to demand a refund for all the crappy ones.
Back from my holiday, so dust off your lab coats and smugly adjust your spectacles, because the doctor is in.
Technically, a kg of feathers is heavier than a kg of steel, as one must also carry the weight of what they've done to those poor birds. -
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