Jabberwocky Jan 18, 2018 Life has gone from suddenly bad to I'm okay. If it's tough, look f or answers, make calls, & don't be too proud or ashamed to ask for help.
Life has gone from suddenly bad to I'm okay. If it's tough, look f or answers, make calls, & don't be too proud or ashamed to ask for help.
Jabberwocky Jan 9, 2018 My brain likes to swap "car" and "cat", so when my friend says "Cleared all the snow off the car, now I can go to the store!" I get confused
My brain likes to swap "car" and "cat", so when my friend says "Cleared all the snow off the car, now I can go to the store!" I get confused
Jabberwocky Jan 4, 2018 I mentioned my brain likes to swap "save" and "shave", so question: Do we really need God to do something about the Queen being so hairy?
I mentioned my brain likes to swap "save" and "shave", so question: Do we really need God to do something about the Queen being so hairy?
Jabberwocky Dec 31, 2017 Remember the poor, the sick, and the homeless, as the year closes. For every success/luck story, there's many who tried, and lost everything
Remember the poor, the sick, and the homeless, as the year closes. For every success/luck story, there's many who tried, and lost everything
Jabberwocky Dec 29, 2017 My mind likes to swap "brain" and "Brian", and I keep wondering "who the hell is Brian of Cthulhu?!?"
My mind likes to swap "brain" and "Brian", and I keep wondering "who the hell is Brian of Cthulhu?!?"
Jabberwocky Dec 23, 2017 Just learned the raccoon's scientific name is "Procyon Lotor" by hearing David Hasslehoff rap about Guardians of the Galaxy.
Just learned the raccoon's scientific name is "Procyon Lotor" by hearing David Hasslehoff rap about Guardians of the Galaxy.
Jabberwocky Dec 19, 2017 My brain likes to swap "save" and "shave". Is the planet really that hairy? And why do your armpits need rescuing?!?
My brain likes to swap "save" and "shave". Is the planet really that hairy? And why do your armpits need rescuing?!?
Jabberwocky Dec 15, 2017 My brain likes to swap "beagle", "bagel", and "eagle", which makes getting breakfast and talking about dogs really confusing to others.
My brain likes to swap "beagle", "bagel", and "eagle", which makes getting breakfast and talking about dogs really confusing to others.
Jabberwocky Dec 13, 2017 First glance at an article "We love our dogs. Should we cook for them?", missed the word "for". Had to take a second look. Glad I was wrong.
First glance at an article "We love our dogs. Should we cook for them?", missed the word "for". Had to take a second look. Glad I was wrong.
Jabberwocky Dec 12, 2017 Yondu: "you think when I make this arrow fly, I use my head?" Well... yeah. You use the fin. It's on your head. I mean, c'mon.
Yondu: "you think when I make this arrow fly, I use my head?" Well... yeah. You use the fin. It's on your head. I mean, c'mon.
Jabberwocky Dec 11, 2017 I run out of jelly but have peanut butter. I run out of peanut butter but have jelly. It's a viscous cycle.
I run out of jelly but have peanut butter. I run out of peanut butter but have jelly. It's a viscous cycle.
Jabberwocky Dec 10, 2017 my brain likes to swap "purpose" and "porpoise" to make life interesting "Doesn't eternity get boring?" "Not if you have a porpoise, Peter."
my brain likes to swap "purpose" and "porpoise" to make life interesting "Doesn't eternity get boring?" "Not if you have a porpoise, Peter."
Jabberwocky Dec 4, 2017 "Warhammer" sounds like an adjective; one who warhams. Shunk Wugga wants to go warhamming tomorrow. You've warhammed your last filbert!!!
"Warhammer" sounds like an adjective; one who warhams. Shunk Wugga wants to go warhamming tomorrow. You've warhammed your last filbert!!!
Jabberwocky Dec 4, 2017 Melania Trump's Christmas pics looks like four kids from Spare Oom need to show up, find Aslan, and end her 100-year rule of winter.
Melania Trump's Christmas pics looks like four kids from Spare Oom need to show up, find Aslan, and end her 100-year rule of winter.
Jabberwocky Nov 25, 2017 heh I'm far more anxious about my little mod than I probably should be. I hope folks like the critter.
heh I'm far more anxious about my little mod than I probably should be. I hope folks like the critter.
Jabberwocky Nov 8, 2017 "Okay, Google, set a timer for ninety minutes." "Sure, one hour and thirty minutes, starting now." "I said NINET... oh wait um yeah. Okay."
"Okay, Google, set a timer for ninety minutes." "Sure, one hour and thirty minutes, starting now." "I said NINET... oh wait um yeah. Okay."