Mr. AL

Geez 8 year old me was a completionist. I found all my old LEGO games for DS and all of them were 100% completed except for LEGO Lord Of The Rings. It was 97%

Valentine’s Day is basically just a yearly reminder to me that I’m all alone

Recently I have seen some unfunny memes about Ohio taking over the world. As a proud resident of Ohio I must say that this is no meme. The invasion will happen soon

Fruit Reviews No. 32595: The Banana

The banana is quite the unreliable fruit. How many times have you bitten into one and it is too sour or too sweet? I know this happens to me all the time and it maddens me. I hunger for the perfect banana, one that is both sour and sweet. I call it swour. This perfect banana may never exist and it saddens me to say that the banana is a bad fruit
14.4743/10

Thank you guys for 100 reactions. With these reactions I can finally pay the ransom and free my pet turtle from his kidnappers.

Is terraria a good game? Can’t say I’ve ever played it.

I am one of the few people who despises choccy milk

Decided to play DK 64 and I was pleasantly surprised. I was expecting a really bad game but I got a pretty fun one instead. 10/10 would play again

What if we watched Reading Rainbow together

So I read a magazine for magazines and I have to say some of the magazines in the magazine were really nice and made the whole magazine feel professional.

Ok guys so basically I’m actually

Can someone read me Goodnight Moon?

Quack

If you had a time machine where would you go?

Your signature is both terrifying and entertaining.

I’m on the timeout chair right now. Just called a fellow kindergartener a “Poopy Dumbhead”.

Guys I managed to outpizza the hut. Now they’re after me

We’re taking a field trip to Venus. Who all is coming?

Guys I’m shaking and crying right now. If you spell hello without the o it says a bad word