Commander Crocket Oct 1, 2016 No reference this time. A cookie for whoever correctly guesses what this thing is & where it comes from.
No reference this time. A cookie for whoever correctly guesses what this thing is & where it comes from.
Cheerio Sep 30, 2016 I was going to comment how you changed your profile pic buT THEN I SAW WHO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND I LOVE YOU
I was going to comment how you changed your profile pic buT THEN I SAW WHO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND I LOVE YOU
Commander Crocket Sep 30, 2016 Behold, part 2 of a series I'd like to call "Crocket scribbles onto a page".
Commander Crocket Sep 30, 2016 I feel like marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male or female child who can't be handled by their parents anymore.
I feel like marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male or female child who can't be handled by their parents anymore.
Commander Crocket Sep 29, 2016 Ah yes, taxes. A subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service may be.
Ah yes, taxes. A subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service may be.
Commander Crocket Sep 28, 2016 Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a croissa...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing."
Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a croissa...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing."
Commander Crocket Sep 27, 2016 Got bored, so I decided to draw my old avatar. Let's see how a drawing from a non-artist fares.
Commander Crocket Sep 26, 2016 I find it a huge missed opportunity how law enforcement decides to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody".
I find it a huge missed opportunity how law enforcement decides to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody".
Commander Crocket Sep 24, 2016 Decided to change my avatar. Here's one for all of you JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fans.
Commander Crocket Sep 24, 2016 In spite of the age old adage saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many women still choose to sleep with their husbands.
In spite of the age old adage saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many women still choose to sleep with their husbands.
Commander Crocket Sep 23, 2016 You know, simply being polite is such a rare thing these days that it's often confused with flirting.
You know, simply being polite is such a rare thing these days that it's often confused with flirting.
N N No mans sky Sep 23, 2016 You look like a BURNT zuchinni! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
Commander Crocket Sep 21, 2016 Saw a crowd gathering around a green transport advocate the other day, and heard them say, "One bus takes 35 cars off the road."
Saw a crowd gathering around a green transport advocate the other day, and heard them say, "One bus takes 35 cars off the road."
Commander Crocket Sep 20, 2016 It's not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile - one will see you later, and the other, in a while.
It's not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile - one will see you later, and the other, in a while.
Commander Crocket Sep 18, 2016 Coming, mein freund. Almost there, kamerad. I vill heal you. I'm here, shut up, STOP SPAMMING "E" DAMMIT
Coming, mein freund. Almost there, kamerad. I vill heal you. I'm here, shut up, STOP SPAMMING "E" DAMMIT
Commander Crocket Sep 18, 2016 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Commander Crocket Sep 17, 2016 Well, today's the day I finally move back to Sheffield in preparation for uni. It was fun being able to talk to you all at length again.
Well, today's the day I finally move back to Sheffield in preparation for uni. It was fun being able to talk to you all at length again.