Commander Crocket Mar 12, 2017 my response when somebody asks me how i like my girls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI
Commander Crocket Mar 11, 2017 Life is meaningless, everything dies, and nothing really matters in the grand scheme of things.
Commander Crocket Mar 10, 2017 Technically speaking, you do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Technically speaking, you do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Commander Crocket Mar 7, 2017 I wonder... If a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven, does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he's not home?
I wonder... If a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven, does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he's not home?
Commander Crocket Mar 6, 2017 Honesty is the best policy. However, be wary, for by process of elimination, that leaves dishonesty as the second-best policy.
Honesty is the best policy. However, be wary, for by process of elimination, that leaves dishonesty as the second-best policy.
Commander Crocket Feb 28, 2017 Sometimes, one middle finger simply isn’t enough to let others know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes, one middle finger simply isn’t enough to let others know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
stormconure Feb 28, 2017 Crocket I dare you to bring your avatar from Discord to TCF it would be the best thing ever
Commander Crocket Feb 26, 2017 Maybe I should take up tennis. It's the only love this old warbird is going to get.
Commander Crocket Feb 26, 2017 Some say laughter is the best medicine. Personally, I prefer sedatives.
Commander Crocket Feb 22, 2017 Just want to make a huge shout out to ATM fees, for making me buy my own bloody money.
Commander Crocket Feb 21, 2017 Gotta say, girls asking out guys is hot. There's nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
Gotta say, girls asking out guys is hot. There's nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
Commander Crocket Feb 20, 2017 I really need to stop putting things where they don’t belong, like cereal in the fridge, keys in the laundry, and faith in other people.
I really need to stop putting things where they don’t belong, like cereal in the fridge, keys in the laundry, and faith in other people.