Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

I accidentally break it and then get killed from being accidentally shot down mid-flight, falling on a bunch of sharp stone spikes and getting impaled and slowly bleeding out with no help.

I get accidentally shot down mid-flight and get impaled on sharp stone spikes.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I was disguised as a sharp stone spike and your blood gives me a disease

I play terraria.

 

[Ivyss]

This distracts you from the fact I am bleeding out, so I bleed out.

I can't think of anything to put here.

 

[Streyll]

I try to give you ideas, but you don't like any of them, so you kill me.


I go outside in the rain.

 

[Doodles]

You force me to go outside with you, not knowing I'm actually the Wicked Witch of the West.

I touch grass.

 

[Ivyss]

You find a landmine in the grab but don't tell me about it, I later set off the mine and get blown up.

I get blown up by a mine.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I was the mine, so I blew up too.

I eat imitation crab.

 

[Ivyss]

You hate the flavor so much you throw the plate, you hit me, the plate shatters and I bleed out from the wounds caused by the fragments.

I feel tired.

 

[Streyll]

You fall asleep while sleeping, and that causes me to die from confusion while trying to figure out how that is possible.

I feel ashamed.

 

[Ivyss]

I ask what about, you don'y want to answer so you kill me.

I feel slightly unwell.

 

[Streyll]

You end up being sick with a disease, and you spread it to me. I die from it.

I point out @Changing Flask hasn't responded to this for a while.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I notice that and rush in to keyboard, but I trip and break my neck doing so.

I am restless.

 

[Streyll]

So wonder if killing me will help you rest. It doesn't, and now I'm dead.

I think of a plan.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Then you realize it on me and successfully kill me with a trap.

I get killed by your plan.

 

[Streyll]

Someone traces the plan back to me, and kills me for revenge.

I knock over a bottle.

 

[Ivyss]

It's glass, it breaks, I walk over the glass pieces, a wound gets infected, I die slowly from the infected wound.

There is a wall right to my right.

 

[Streyll]

I don't notice it, and end up flying into it and breaking my neck.

I play with a cat.

 

[Yoshi28]

The cat hates me, so it claws me to the point where I bleed out.
I play a guitar.

 

[Ivyss]

You do it so poorly I die from hearing such bad guitar playing.

I feed a cat with cat food.

 

[Streyll]

The cat decides it is not good enough, and kills me to protest.

I get killed by a cat because their food was not good enough.