Corrupt the Wish!

[Geotree]

you get well respected by all the wrong people

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, your wish is corrupted by non-corruptionness, causing a paradox, and ending the world

I wish for something to eat.

 

[Geotree]

you become a cannibal

I wish for this thread to not exist

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, this thread is removed from existence, along with all lifeforms in it.

I wish for a pet spider.

 

[Geotree]

here, have the most dangerous spider

 

[SaltyDog Café]

No wish granted, the world just ended.

I wish for Halloween to skip because I hate it.

 

[Geotree]

you skipped an entire year
i wish for the world to end

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, the world ended, causing the world to end, causing the world to end, causing a never-ending paradox that causes a black hole to happen instead and suck you into it.

I wish for the update to come out on mobile today instead of tomorrow.

 

[Geotree]

only comes out on the most insignificant mobile device

I wish for a corrupted wish

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, your wish is corrupted, by the wrong person, killing you.

I wish for Trump to no longer be the president.

 

[Geotree]

trump gets asasinated

I wish to have help

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, you are sent to a mental institution.

I wish I was very smart.

 

[Ivyss]

Your name is now "very smart".

I wish I could figure out my life.

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, you figure out your entire life was a lie, you then suicide.

I wish I were older.

 

[Geotree]

you figure out to be an illegal gun trader, and you get killed in cross fire.

I wish to have a wish thats not corrupted in any way shape or form

 

[SaltyDog Café]

(You didn't corrupt my wish. You corrupted Chir's. You were supposed to corrupt mine.)

Granted, you were slain.

I wish my wish will be corrupted by the next person who corrupts a wish.

 

[Willow the wisp]

<your wish has been corrupted; please delete file.name.my_wish.jpeg>

I wish

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, you got your wish, just kidding, you got the opposite of whatever it was.

I wish for more people to check out my sprites and my music.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

Granted, But everyone hates them

I wish for my wished to not have consequinces

 

[Geotree]

granted, you get no wish

I wish for everyone, excluding me, to die