Corrupt the Wish!

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. They're offline forever now.

I wish the pianist I had would stop being such a .

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

granted. he is now the sae, but a flutist

 

[Animus Viral]

no wish so granted, you now get my wish, of getting eaten by Glob.


I wish for my server to literally blow up

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, it explodes but it isn't destroyed. Everything else is, however.

I wish to know why I decided to learn how to play the best part of Giorno's theme on my piano.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but knowing the reason causes you to go insane.

I wish I was able to think of good names for RP characters easier.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, the names are good baby nicknames. The roleplay section just got a whole lot more interesting with the addition of the deadly assassin Bitsy-Boo and the great general Bubba-diddle.

I wish my legs weren't sore all the time.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, instead of legs you now have the tail of a snake.

I wish I could stop overcomplicating the vehicles and weapons my characters use in RPs.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, the descriptions are now very vague and nobody understands you.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but you can never use it.

I wish I didn't wish this wish.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but this creates a paradox that causes the world to implode.

I wish for a glass of ice tea that will refill itself.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but it refills itself with poison.

I wish for the ability to create art that doesn't look terrible.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but you can only make art related to dragons.

I wish that timezones weren't a problem for RPs.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but the earth is actually flat now.

I wish life wasn't so stressful.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, all life ends.

I wish for the word nothing,

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, you are killed and your blood is used to write the word 'nothing.'

I wish for Dragonwolf73 to be ressurected.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, someone sacrifices you to resurrect me.

I wish for the word "something".

 

[Geotree]

a laser writes the word "something" on your head

I wish for world peace (I'd like to see what people get out off that)

 

[SaltyDog Café]

a laser writes the word "something" on your head

I wish for world peace (I'd like to see what people get out off that)

Granted, all life was removed due to it being the main known reason for chaos.

I wish to have everything.

 

[Geotree]

here have death

I wish for nothing to happen to me

 

[SaltyDog Café]

Granted, everything stops happening to you, killing you because your body shut down.

I wish I was well respected.